Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I would do the sex to Rachel Campos but Rachel Campos-Duffy has 9 kids making her womb more of a dugout. No thanky.
Rachel Campos-Duffy: You Fuck Her Or No?
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Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Dive in like it’s a sleeping bag. A lotta lotta room.
My dad used to warn me about girls like her when I went to Catholic School. He said to be careful because you could get a gal like Rachel pregnant just by shaking hands with her.
Yeah, the younger her probably be a good fuck, but the older her probably not.
Theopolis Q. Hossenffer
I am in America, not of it.
And then here is the old joke about a man having sex with an older woman and in his excitement he falls completely in. Using bioluminescence as a guide he wanders around looking for a way out. He is surprised to find another guy in there as well. He goes up to the guy and says help me find a way to walk out of here. The guy smiles and says, help me find my car and we will drive out.
Theopolis Q. Hossenffer
I am in America, not of it.
"I would do the sex to Rachel Campos but Rachel Campos-Duffy has 9 kids making her womb more of a dugout. No thanky."
You just gotta have the right equipment for the job.
You just gotta have the right equipment for the job.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I admit I had to Google "bioluminescence" but after my search findings I must say that is one fine piece of quality humor, sir. The punchline was like being hit by an Oldsmobile.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Her vagina may be confused for a Footspa but her face is cute enough to suck my dick with reckless abandon.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Watching her right now. Such a shame about her vagina because she has such a cute face. I love hueras like her.
