Putting My Wiener In Your Butt Since 1992

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When was the first time you made sweet buttsex to a pretty lady?

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Never i always fucked ugly chicks.

Seriously i never put my stick in the stinky hole, i would like to... but no ones let me stick it, i guess i'm too big? :dunno:

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Shit man...no pun intended. I've been with my wife 20 years, and a couple between her and the last girl that would let me get a little mud on the helmet, so probably at least 24 years since I've broken the balloon knot, and at least 30 since I ventured into the dark nether world.

 

[sean miguel]

I was 18 and my girlfriend was 16. It was dark, she said "oww that's my butt." I was thinking "yeah, and?" I think I got the tip in. So I'm counting that as my first.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

This thread tho hahahaahaahah

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This thread tho hahahaahaahah

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Well, if Machine's example is enough, I've been in all my exes asses. I did high-speed, dry anal entry with the ex-wife (total accident, I was vigorously slamming her, came out, and went back in through the exit door - for which I was shrieked at for a couple of minutes). That was all 6.5 that time (hey, stfu), but I don't count it. Finally in life I have the green light on the browneye with my current lady, but I haven't taken her up on it yet (I know, I can't believe it either... before I get too much older).

 

[ban-one]

About a decade ago with my long-term girlfriend at the time who was wanting to try it.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Greasy buttsex is the best buttsex of all. Don't forget the Crisco if you want pretty lady to authorize re-entry through her brown eye for further missions.

 

[BCT]

I was 18 and my girlfriend was 16. It was dark, she said "oww that's my butt." I was thinking "yeah, and?" I think I got the tip in. So I'm counting that as my first.

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