Puff *****, or whatever he goes by now, buys his *** a $300K car for 16th birthday

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Diddy also didn't skimp on the gifts. He presented Justin with a brand-new silver Maybach (which sat outside the W. 28th St. hot spot wrapped in a red bow) and a uniformed driver to ****** him around New York City — because, at 16, Justin is just now learning how to drive.

In a smaller — but just as exorbitant — package: The doting *** gave his *** a check for a cool $10,000, which we hear the miniphilanthropist has decided to donate to Yele Haiti.

And while the **** were having good, clean fun downstairs, the *********** that attended the fete retreated to a private upstairs section for a more adultlike experience.

The aforementioned singers as well as crooners Trey Songz and Juelz Santana joined the cast of (what else?) "Jersey Shore" behind a velvet curtain, where they were all certainly having a good time.

"When Snooki [Nicole Polizzi] left around 10 p.m., she snuck out a back door and absolutely wreaked like *****," one partygoer said. "The over-21 party was even more wild than the one downstairs."

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I honestly do not believe a 16-year-old should be given a $300K car as their first car and at such a young age. Start them out the right way and if they want something better, they can work for it, not being handed to them a $300K car. Not to mention I do not believe the cast of Jersey Shore should be attending any kind of parties, let alone, still have their own show. It was nice of him, to supposedly, give the 10K check to Haiti. Though I am sure with him being the *** of Puff ***** it doesn't really matter to him whether or not he gave it away or not. Either way, still nice of him, if he did do that.

I'm more interested in what went on in the "adultlike experience" upstairs. Not really, though.