Prince Yahshua Pens Memoir About 'Broken Penis' Incident

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Prince Yahshua (who I don't think is a real prince) had gotten a booboo.

"She jumped off and I guess it's the equivalent of going to your backyard, you know how you turn on your garden hose and it sprays out? That’s exactly what happened out of my dick. It was like five to six people got massacred in the room, not killed, massacred. I lost a pint and a half of blood. The reason why I didn't lose consciousness is because I was shocked and I kept on biting my lower lip so I wouldn’t fade out."

Article: https://www.xbiz.com/news/270066/prince-yahshua-pens-memoir-about-broken-penis-incident

 

[gmase]

He needs one of these:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I broke a pen once and I wrote about it with my penis... in the snow.

 

[Xombie3000]

I remember hearing one time years and years ago about how Chuck Negron from Three Dog Night was having so much sex, his penis basically exploded and it ripped right down the middle in half "like a hot dog" is how he was quoted as saying.