Possibly the dumbist (sic) pornstar?

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I also chuckle at the irony of the use of "dumbist."

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Skyla Novea is one of the hottest pornstar around, I really, really enjoy her scenes.
But sorry to tell that, I saw some videos on her twitter and she don't look smart at all...
I don't know if is a role play "I'm a no brained bimbo" or is she like that in real life?
A bit disappointed by that, but I still enjoy her scenes a lot!, it doesn't matter, I'm not married with after all!

PS. if by miracle you read this, Skyla, Don't be upset people are like they are, not everyone can be smart, I'm an idiot myself.

 

[maildude]

Says the guy who bumped a thread after 11 years to earn himself a warning. Who's the real derrrrr-brain?

Yet it's an interesting topic. Just for everyone's information, was the offender supposed to start a brand new, identical topic instead? What's the protocol here, C3PO?

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

Yet it's an interesting topic. Just for everyone's information, was the offender supposed to start a brand new, identical topic instead? What's the protocol here, C3PO?

I'd have said the protocol is that loadmaster011, if that is indeed his real name, should have kept his opinion under his hat.

 

[maildude]

TOPIC CLOSED.


....aww, c'mon!!

 

[John_8581]

I don't want to insult the lady as that is not my intention.

Dumbest pornstar? ...

One who has pretty much ruined her career by getting facial tattoos.

Before :

I admit this isn't bad.

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Now:

Who does this? Unbelievable as to what she's done to her face. Btw, Quest G is her boyfriend.

Would you hire her after she did this? If I was a director or producer. My answer would be no. Makeup cannot even cover that up.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

That dippy broad right there is so dumb she has to tattoo numbers on her fingers so she can count to ten.

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

I mean, she's not the only performer with facial tattoos?

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Is Quest G a better name than Lil Bow-Wow is the question we should all be asking. I think not.

 

[xfire]

Moar liek Luna Space Cadet. Face tats scream, "Ima stay 22 forever!!"

 

[John_8581]

I mean, she's not the only performer with facial tattoos?

Of course, some pornstars do have them. Christy Mack, Katrina Jade, and Brittanya Razavi for example. Christy Mack's tiny heart right under her left eye was not a distraction. With Katrina and Brittanya; they use their long hair to mask them. With Luna Skye, that Quest G tattoo is right above her eyebrow. The Chinese calligraphy symbol is to the right of her eye. There's no way to cover those up.

Look for her boyfriend online. He looks like a freak too. Self mutilation at its finest.

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I had a pornstar/model friend tell us, a bunch of guys, during a live cam show, that "tattoos were the next biggest thing" as tramp stamps on the lower back were prevalent at the time. But she also prefaced it too by saying, that "tattoos should not be put on or near the money-makers (boobs). Not on the neck and never on the face."

 

[tunsty]

Dumbest pornstar...

Somehow I don't think the two are mutually exclusive...
I doubt you'll find many pornstars who are in the running for nobel prizes... and who cares anyway?

 

[FookU2]

(1) It's pretty much all opinions. Some people are into face tattoos, and in the porn industry, there's a market for everything.
(2) It's entertaining to me when people call other people dumb, yet can't spell basic words like "dumbest."
(3) While getting a person's name tattooed on your face is definitely not smart, tattoos can always be covered and/or removed. The removal process is painful and costly, but people will do what they will do. I know I will definitely never get a name tattooed on my body, anywhere...even a relative...but, that's just me.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Of course, some pornstars do have them. Christy Mack, Katrina Jade, and Brittanya Razavi for example. Christy Mack's tiny heart right under her left eye was not a distraction. With Katrina and Brittanya; they use their long hair to mask them. With Luna Skye, that Quest G tattoo is right above her eyebrow. The Chinese calligraphy symbol is to the right of her eye. There's no way to cover those up.

Look for her boyfriend online. He looks like a freak too. Self mutilation at its finest.

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I had a pornstar/model friend tell us, a bunch of guys, during a live cam show, that "tattoos were the next biggest thing" as tramp stamps on the lower back were prevalent at the time. But she also prefaced it too by saying, that "tattoos should not be put on or near the money-makers (boobs). Not on the neck and never on the face."

I agree...BUT...Joanna Angel is one of my favorites, and the reason is her tit's and belly aren't inked up, yet the neck tats work on her, at least to me. But I don't think they work for many other girls.

 

[John_8581]

Joanna Angel is an exception. Same with Lily Lane and Lylith Lavey.

I agree... I don't think they work for many other girls.

I just found another one at Brazzers ...

Jayla Page

Who does this? Her tits are ruined.

 

[Johan]

I remeber listening to Holly Randall's podcast ans she was telling how how often the IRS tells they're gonna withhold a girl's paycheck 'cause she doesn't pay her taxes
C'mon girls, you relly thought the IRS would just forget you ? Now your employers are gonna know you're not paying your taxes..

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I remeber listening to Holly Randall's podcast ans she was telling how how often the IRS tells they're gonna withhold a girl's paycheck 'cause she doesn't pay her taxes
C'mon girls, you relly thought the IRS would just forget you ? Now your employers are gonna know you're not paying your taxes..

Why would their employers care? Porn actors are subcontractors, and not on a regular payroll. They get paid per scene or movie, and are likely on a 1099 schedule, just like the owners of any private business. I don't know if contract girls are salaried employees, that would be different. As long as the production company, or website(s) are paying their taxes, I would think the only thing the people or sites that employ them would be worried about is if they get busted in the middle of production, or have warrants, which could POSSIBLY consider the employer guilty of harboring a fugitive, if they even know. And even the word "fugitive" is strong, but I couldn't think of how you would refer to a non violent offender, or I would have used a less harsh word. I think about the only ones that could get away with a little fraud. are strippers, much of their money is cash, and singles at that, but I would guess waitress' do the same on occasion. I would image porn actors are paid by check. That leaves a paper trail. even though I would assume the checks are written in their real names, and not their stage names.

 

[mouthmassage]

I'm trying to find a BTS/interview/out take with Felany. She totally breaks kayfabe. I don't even want to repeat it here. Basically her statements break any illusion of the scene and her work in the industry. I don't know who is dummer-Felany for giving waaay too much information on camera or the producers for including it in the VHS/DVD.

Other than that, I've met plenty of dumb sex workers in real life. Sex workers don't know that oil-based lube is not compatible with a condom. Sex workers don't know how to put on a condom. Sex workers are responsible for providing the condom, don't bring one, and won't perform without one. Sex workers don't know that ass to pussy can cause an infection. One sex worker didn't know that her pussy had below average wetness and broke condoms constantly, also refused to use lube. This is why I say "mansplaining" needs to exist. Women don't know their own bodies.

 

[Johan]

Why would their employers care? Porn actors are subcontractors, and not on a regular payroll. They get paid per scene or movie, and are likely on a 1099 schedule, just like the owners of any private business. I don't know if contract girls are salaried employees, that would be different. As long as the production company, or website(s) are paying their taxes, I would think the only thing the people or sites that employ them would be worried about is if they get busted in the middle of production, or have warrants, which could POSSIBLY consider the employer guilty of harboring a fugitive, if they even know. And even the word "fugitive" is strong, but I couldn't think of how you would refer to a non violent offender, or I would have used a less harsh word. I think about the only ones that could get away with a little fraud. are strippers, much of their money is cash, and singles at that, but I would guess waitress' do the same on occasion. I would image porn actors are paid by check. That leaves a paper trail. even though I would assume the checks are written in their real names, and not their stage names.

It matters because it tells how serious (or not serious) a person is.
The porn industry is not that big, directors, photographers an producers know each other, talk ot each other. On the other hand there are hundreds for girls so when a director or a studio has to choose a girl, reputation does matter and not paying your taxes is the kind of thing that's gonna add to the "unprofessional, to avoid working with" column, just lie not showing up on time, being mean towards the crew or the other performers, etc...

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

I'm trying to find a BTS/interview/out take with Felany. She totally breaks kayfabe. I don't even want to repeat it here. Basically her statements break any illusion of the scene and her work in the industry. I don't know who is dummer-Felany for giving waaay too much information on camera or the producers for including it in the VHS/DVD.

Other than that, I've met plenty of dumb sex workers in real life. Sex workers don't know that oil-based lube is not compatible with a condom. Sex workers don't know how to put on a condom. Sex workers are responsible for providing the condom, don't bring one, and won't perform without one. Sex workers don't know that ass to pussy can cause an infection. One sex worker didn't know that her pussy had below average wetness and broke condoms constantly, also refused to use lube. This is why I say "mansplaining" needs to exist. Women don't know their own bodies.

I'll bet they can spell 'dumber' though.