Possibly the dumbist (sic) pornstar?

[VonRik]

The other night I saw an episode of Porno Valley on Sky One which is a documentary about the porn industry (adult entertainment industry as they call it) mainly centred around Vivid.

I knew a lot of porn stars were somewhat intellectually challenged but couldn't quite believe it when I saw Briana Banks trying to get the below lines right:

<dialog>
Nicole Sheridan: I was just telling my friend here about how we met
Briana Banks: Talk is cheap
Nicole Sheridan: And so are we
</dialog>

It took 14 takes to say "Talk is Cheap" OMFG!!

 

[BNF]

sniff...sniff..I smell trouble coming from France......

fwiw, even though it is sometimes claimed that Brianna was born in Germany - my guess on an American military base - did you hear A N Y accent besides an American one?

I have seen lots of her movies and never heard any accent other than So.Cal. blonde girl! :hatsoff:

 

[georges]

the dumbest pornstars for me would be Clara Morgane and brigitte lahaye. briana is weird and has the filthy whore mentality so that is different.

regards

georges

 

[Alexx]

Porno Valley is a great programme, you see how these companies operate and see a little of what the girls are like in person.

 

[georges]

pityfully we hadn't something like ponovalley in france :crying:

regards

georges

 

[VonRik]

Although I'm stating she's dumb, don't get me wrong I'd still fuck whatever brains are left out of her

Can you not get skyone in France Georges? I thought in this day and age you can get pretty much anything anywhere.

 

[BNF]

Jon Dough (d'oh ) was pretty stupid when I saw him in a documentary...

Randy Spears was fuckin' funny:laugh:

and Jilly Kelly was pretty smart....but a little bit of a stoner...and I can't get that out of my damn head..

 

[georges]

Although I'm stating she's dumb, don't get me wrong I'd still fuck whatever brains are left out of her

Can you not get skyone in France Georges? I thought in this day and age you can get pretty much anything anywhere.

von rik i will spare money for buying the most performant tv card available on the market the haupplauge so i will have chanels via internet and cost equals 0 otherwise you have to pay too much for cable and crypted channels. i am not in hurry to get porn tv i already have freeones it is like a porn tv for me

regards

georges

 

[Sutty]

Yeah, Porno Valley is pretty good. The young kid who got invited to the porn film shoot by Savanna Samson, and then totally blew his chance by asking stupid questions.

 

[WC-Madman]

On the flipside of this topic, Asia Carrera is perhaps the smartest pornstar in the biz. She is a member of MENSA which only excepts people with IQ's in the range of 160-170 or better. So she is pretty much a genius. Hey Georges, good to see you're back. Keep on rockin and rollin!!

 

[georges]

hi wc madman

thanks for taking of my news. i wasn't able to post due to a windows problem,mensa is one of the most prestigious mba in the us not far from harvard or georgetown and yes i agree that asia is a very clever person.

regards

georges

 

[Famousbabes]

Ya know I think there are alot of dumb ones out there along with some smart ones.

My favorite dumbist pornstar is Mary Carey though. She things she's smart but isn't.

 

[cogito]

who is the smartest pornstar...female? I hear Aria Giovanni is pretty smart. although u must think if ur smart, why would u degrade yourself and become a porn star?

 

[georges]

another dumb pornstar is Chloe Jones

 

[magicbird]

who is the smartest pornstar...female? I hear aria giovanni is pretty smart. although u must think if ur smart, why would u degrade yourself and become a porn star?

I don't think that girls who works in porn industry degrade themselves. Every one who's adult makes his (her) own choice. I don't judge them, as I don't wanna be judged...

 

[big lu]

who is the smartest pornstar...female? I hear aria giovanni is pretty smart. although u must think if ur smart, why would u degrade yourself and become a porn star?

I'm not a big fan but I got to admit that Asia Carrerra is the smartest. She went to Rutgers on a scholarship and graduated from there with two degrees. Thats pretty good. She's the only pornstar I heard of that even went to college.

 

[georges]

I'm not a big fan but I got to admit that Asia Carrerra is the smartest. She went to Rutgers on a scholarship and graduated from there with two degrees. Thats pretty good. She's the only pornstar I heard of that even went to college.

i agree with ya biglu about asia

regards

georges

 

[big lu]

Alot of pornstars tare not all that bright. I think the dumbest would probably be TT Boy. I saw one video where they let him talk a little too long and he sounded like a total moron.

 

[b23k]

having watched a couple of episodes of porno valley, and having been before not that much of a fan of brianna banks........i can safely say that her mind numbing stupidity is a major major turn off.

If she was my fav pornstar, then it probably wouldn't bother me at all that she is infact a completely clueless individual, but she wasn't so it kind of puts you off her, and added she looks pretty rough without make up, and thats an understatement.

I don't think its a big deal if alot of pornstars are not that bright....but there is being not that bright, and just being incredibly fucking stupid.

The scene VonRik describes was true, and during it Brianna says to herself "I'm feeling so fucking retarded right now"...no offence Briana, but didn't you mean all the time, rather than right now?

 

[parker]

On the flipside of this topic, Asia Carrera is perhaps the smartest pornstar in the biz. She is a member of MENSA which only excepts people with IQ's in the range of 160-170 or better. So she is pretty much a genius. Hey Georges, good to see you're back. Keep on rockin and rollin!!

There are different types of intelligence; the one you refer to is but one of them. I've known many people who were highly intelligent in the classroom but were severly lacking in other types of intelligence. In Asia's case, yes she's a member of Mensa... I had who a friend who was also a member but was extremely dumb in some other ways. I don't put much stock in I.Q. tests anyways. Interestingly enough, one of the dumbest quotes I've ever heard came from, you guessed it, Asia Carrera. Someone asked her why she was in porn, and she replied, "Beats working at Macdonald's." Coming from her, that's a laughable retort... someone with her credentials is qualified to do much more than work at MacD's.

P.S. I agree with the comments on TT Boy. Whenever I hear him talk, he sounds like a complete idiot... in fact, I like his movies except when he talks. He's sounds so dumb the less speaking he does the better. lol What about his name? TT Boy That's gotta be one of the stupidist porn names I've ever heard!