Pornstars and Hemorrhoids

[DOA82]

I am beginning to notice a great many girls nowadays with what look like the beginning of a Hemorrhoid problem, i would imagine being at the hands of a far to frequent anal pounding. Is this just a hazard of the trade? Is it just my eyes?

(And more importantly, wouldnt it hurt like hell?)

 

[Hot Mega]

I have no idea why I click on this thread...morbid curiosity?

Funny situation. I met this striper and she and I hung out a couple of times at her club. After we knew each other enough to start talking about going out and fucking....she mentioned that if we did fuck, we could do any position but she wouldn't do doggy style because she had hemorrhoids. She said it as casual as she might have been telling me what time it was. Needless to say that was a first and I was kind of stunned for a minute. After awhile I worked my way away from her but honestly, I think while I was sitting their with her, I don't think the fact that she had them bothered me as much as me not being able to figure out how something as pretty as she was could tell me something like that as casually as she did. Maybe she was just more mature about something like that than I was:dunno:

 

[DOA82]

It was actually pic 8 in this gallery -

http://www.worldsfinestass.com/pu/123/?id=figweed&smart=yes

that got me thinking about it, I realise its quite sublte. But its becoming something that is occuring more and more frequently. Sunny lane was a most noticeable offender of it, not Hemorroid part, but in one set of hers, her ass looked quite capable of having a hot dog inserted with little resistance.

Bending a girl on all fours the last thing you wanna see surely is there brown eye ringed with purple sores winking at you?

 

[BlueBalls]

Never mind Apologies .....

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

haha

 

[Facetious]

What are hemmorr . . whatevers ? :dunno:

Are they butt zits / cysts or some such ? :dunno:

Is it a herpe ? Do these bumps pop and get a buncha cummy - milky, infectuous puss all over the penetrating member ?

eeeeeeuuuuwwwww !

 

[Philbert]

What are hemmorr . . whatevers ? :dunno:

Are they butt zits / cysts or some such ? :dunno:

Is it a herpe ? Do these bumps pop and get a buncha cummy - milky, infectuous puss all over the penetrating member ?

eeeeeeuuuuwwwww !

I almost believe you don't know what hemmoroids are.:dunno:

Not a disease, more like an internal problem that hurts like hell.
Ointments don't cure the "condition", they shrink the problem and it doesn't hurt.

 

[thebear247]

why bear why did you have to read that all i know is if doa and blueballs post somthing it is usually worth reading this will give me nightmares now every time i look at an ass ill be looking for hemmoroids thank you guys

 

[babalu47]

Are they safer than steroids?

 

[DOA82]

Are they safer than steroids?

You either dont understand what im talking about or are a would be (albeit shite) comedian.

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

One thing that can cause hemorrhoids is child birth. All the pushing and straining can bring on this condition supposedly. Maybe when you see them it is because they have a baby.

Another thing it could be is possibly the leftover damage that was done during their last waxing.

Just a couple of possible reasons. :dunno:

 

[jodyojody]

Are they safer than steroids?

i think he is talking about asteroids, i might be wrong though

 

[mickeit]

Many proctologists says that the world is divided in People who have hemorrhoids and People who will have hemorrhoids! :eek:

 

[naldo]

dude, hemmies are no joking matter. i got one once driving a big truck.fuckin thing itched like crazy.

 

[Blink]

I am beginning to notice a great many girls nowadays with what look like the beginning of a Hemorrhoid problem, i would imagine being at the hands of a far to frequent anal pounding. Is this just a hazard of the trade? Is it just my eyes?

It's not just you. I began to notice the same thing several years ago. Many factors can cause hemorrhoids to develop, including anal intercourse.

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/775407-overview

(And more importantly, wouldnt it hurt like hell?)

Not always; hemorrhoids can be asymptomatic.

 

[calpoon]

we could do any position but she wouldn't do doggy style because she had hemorrhoids.

what difference would that make? as far as I know there isn't a sexual position that keeps her ass from bumping up against you. maybe I've been doing it wrong? :dunno:

 

[blake]

I have no idea why I click on this thread...morbid curiosity?

Funny situation. I met this striper and she and I hung out a couple of times at her club. After we knew each other enough to start talking about going out and fucking....she mentioned that if we did fuck, we could do any position but she wouldn't do doggy style because she had hemorrhoids. She said it as casual as she might have been telling me what time it was. Needless to say that was a first and I was kind of stunned for a minute. After awhile I worked my way away from her but honestly, I think while I was sitting their with her, I don't think the fact that she had them bothered me as much as me not being able to figure out how something as pretty as she was could tell me something like that as casually as she did. Maybe she was just more mature about something like that than I was:dunno:

sounds like she wanted to get rid of you. Creepy stripper stalker guy.

 

[babalu47]

You either dont understand what im talking about or are a would be (albeit shite) comedian.

I'm completely kidding

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Anybody have the experience to fuck a chick with a whole bunch of hemorrhoids? I would think it might provide an added sensation with the extra rubbing. If you fucked her hard enough to pop one of those juicy berries, the discharge that seeps out might make everything warmer and wetter inside.

Hot or not? http://images-partners-tbn.google.c...le.biz/hemroids/piles_hemorrhoid_prolapse.JPG

 

[Hot Mega]

sounds like she wanted to get rid of you. Creepy stripper stalker guy.

Not likely since she's called me quite a few times wondering what happened. Dude, you're not talking to a novice at this shit. I'd still hit but it was just weird.

Besides, I know the owner of that club and I've fucked many strippers before...she knows who I am and that if she's fucking with me it's pretty much coming down to fucking at some point.