Pornstar in the neighborhood

[dddublock]

Since I'm crossing regularly a pornastar in my neighborhood (Patricia Petite), I was wondering if it happened to some of you and how you reacted....

 

[SBTNW]

just say hi.

















and ask for a quickie, of course.

 

[dick van cock]

Does she play loud music? Then tell her to shut the fuck up.

Does she litter her garbage? Then tell her to pay some fucking respect.

Does she have an ugly dog and noisy kids? (or ugly kids and a noisy dog) Then tell her to piss off.

Otherwise, don't pay any attention to her.


... that's how I treat my neighbors, anyway...

 

[sputnikgirl]

Lucky you. Patricia Petite is on my FO favorites list.

 

[calpoon]

there really is no way to finish a sentence that starts "so I was watching a video of you get fucked in the ass..." without it being awkward.

no. honestly, I'd probably say, "you live around here? wow. you must get paid really shitty."

 

[Spanker]

I met Courtney Cummz once in New York. It was in some restaurant. I bumped into her carrying my drink back to our table and said sorry. She just smiled. When I realised who it was I just struck a hard-on and ran into the gents to take care of some business.

 

[dave_rhino]

Does she play loud music? Then tell her to shut the fuck up.

Does she litter her garbage? Then tell her to pay some fucking respect.

Does she have an ugly dog and noisy kids? (or ugly kids and a noisy dog) Then tell her to piss off.

Otherwise, don't pay any attention to her.


... that's how I treat my neighbors, anyway...

I think you might live next to me.

 

[Legzman]

Does she play loud music? Then tell her to shut the fuck up.

Does she litter her garbage? Then tell her to pay some fucking respect.

Does she have an ugly dog and noisy kids? (or ugly kids and a noisy dog) Then tell her to piss off.

Otherwise, don't pay any attention to her.


... that's how I treat my neighbors, anyway...

me too! :thumbsup:

 

[senob44]

Tell her, "You know I think I've seen you before..." and see what her reaction is.

 

[dave_rhino]

Buy a Freeones T-shirt, (there's a set of her wearing one) then wear it while walking down the street. Bound to be a conversation starter.

 

[calpoon]

that or spam 4,991 more posts.

 

[senob44]

that or spam 4,991 more posts.

It's really not that hard, trust me.

 

[Violator79]

If there was a pornstar in my neighborhood, I'd be over there every single day asking if there's anything I could do for her so I could improve my chances of fucking her.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Buy one of her movies and then stalk her for an autograph. I'm sure she'll be beside herself when she knows one of her fans lives in her neighborhood.

 

[hothannah]

It disturbs and perturbs me greatly that you guys think pornstars are nothing but none stop sex machines.

Where ever do you get this impression?

Pornstars are people too.

 

[meesterperfect]

negative me talking-
its really nothing special considering all you need to be in a porn flic is a.....nevermind.
I just hate the term pornstar at times.
They ain't all stars, some are just girls who had sex on video for money.
no big deal.

 

[plucap]

There's a difference between a porn actress, a prostitute and a chronic slut.
I'd probably just treat like her like any "celebrity" and start a conversation like "hey I know this is a bit odd but you're Coxx Suxx [or whatever her name is] right?". She'd probably just be polite and answer you back and there you go, an ice breaker I don't think I'd necessary would start off by saying "oh hey, that was an incredible cream pie you did!".

 

[hiropro]

Just say Hello.She`s just a normal person.
Under no circumstances tell her how many times you`ve cracked one off at her movies.

 

[Awakened]

Since I'm crossing regularly a pornastar in my neighborhood (Patricia Petite), I was wondering if it happened to some of you and how you reacted....

Just look, smile, and walk on.
I'm sure she would be uncomfortable if she'd realized that i know what she does for a living.

Plus:

It disturbs and perturbs me greatly that you guys think pornstars are nothing but none stop sex machines.
Where ever do you get this impression?
Pornstars are people too.

Exactly.

 

[guard189]

just say hi throw a party in the back yard one day, just make sure you bump into her and casually invite her over for a drink or something pretend like you know nothing, treat her like shes not a pornstar, mayb you will get to know her, then she might show you the other her.