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Cockslurp Pictures Presents
From the makers of "Alice in Wonderbra-Land" and "The Jungle Fuck"
A John Bender Production of a Mickey Long Film
"Hardcore Fuck Fest II: Cock Slurping Bitches in Heat"
Starring...
Simony Diamond………..Melanie Tushy
Nikki Benz………………....Pamela Baps
Victoria Swinger………..Sweet Stroker
Cindy Lords...............The Diabolical Mistress Seductra
Szilvia Lauren…………...Eascaped Nymphomaniac
Lanny Barbie……………..Police Commissioner
Bree Olson………………...Head Cheerleader
Sandee Westgate………Nurse 1
Jenna Jameson …………Nurse 2
Rita Faltoyano…………..Doctor
Shyla Stylez……………...Nun
Zafira…………………….....Stripper
Some Guys...............Random Men Who Get To Have Sex With Pornstars
Scene 1: An apartment in Los Angeles.
Melanie Tushy, Pamela Baps and Sweet Stroker, three college girl friends, are lazing round the apartment they share with one another. Melanie is flicking through channels while Pamela and Sweet gaze disinterestedly at the ever-chainging images on the screen.
Melanie: There's never anything on when you're bored.
Pamela: Hey. Did you see that? It looked like porn!
Melanie: Where? [flicking back] Oh yeah. God. She's hot!
Pamela: Yeah. And look at the size of his cock. [starts rubbing hers fully clothed pussy]
Melanie: Mm. You're sexy. Can I feel your tits?
Pamela: Sure [as Melanie feels them all over]
Sweet: Girls, that creepy old guy from the other aprtment is watching!
Melanie [smiling seductively]: Then let's give him something to jerk it to.
[Melanie slowly undresses Pamela and starts kissing and licking her, starting with her breasts and then moving onto her legs, ass and pussy. Groans of ecstacy echo through the room as Sweet uses a vibrator to guide herself to orgasm after orgasm as her two girlfriends eat each other out]
Melanie:OH! OH! OH GOD!
Pamela: OH! Stick your tongue in my pussy, babe. OH BABE!
Melanie: OH! OH! OH, JESUS CHRIST! I CAN'T STOP CUMMING! MAKE IT STOP! OH FUCK, YEAH!
[You get the picture]
Their sapphic sinfulness is interrupted by a news report which interrupts the dirty porn movie they were watching.
Reporter: Police have warned citizens not to venture outdoors at any time of the day or night after a deadly nymphomaniac who goes by the name of "Candice" escaped from the State Institute for the Sexually Insane and Chronically Disordered last night. The convict, who has been imprisoned there for the past five years, has been convicted of milking over 700 men to death. She is known to prey on men with large cocks and is said to suck them as dry as Death Valley. A survivor of the Camp Tittyfuck Massacre of 2002, Mr. Victor Benzies, 34, claimed that she tied him up and forced him to play with her tits for hours before licking his balls to the point where he begged to be shot. He claims to have lost the will to masturbate ever since. Police have indicated that citizens should be on the lookout for an insatiably hot woman with large, juicy tits, nice legs, a fine ass and a penchant for kinkyness. Those who do find themselves out and about are urged to be cautious at all times and not to pick up strange women anywhere. Men are also advised to wear male chastity belts in order to prevent her from getting near their genitals should they find themselves captured by her. In the words of police commissioner Lanny Barbie, " What we are dealing with here is a human cum bank that will stop at nothing to rob every last ounce of male cum. She isn't just a woman. Heck, she isn't even human." The number to call if you believe you have sighted this woman is 0-900 SEX.
To be continued...
Cockslurp Pictures Presents
From the makers of "Alice in Wonderbra-Land" and "The Jungle Fuck"
A John Bender Production of a Mickey Long Film
"Hardcore Fuck Fest II: Cock Slurping Bitches in Heat"
Starring...
Simony Diamond………..Melanie Tushy
Nikki Benz………………....Pamela Baps
Victoria Swinger………..Sweet Stroker
Cindy Lords...............The Diabolical Mistress Seductra
Szilvia Lauren…………...Eascaped Nymphomaniac
Lanny Barbie……………..Police Commissioner
Bree Olson………………...Head Cheerleader
Sandee Westgate………Nurse 1
Jenna Jameson …………Nurse 2
Rita Faltoyano…………..Doctor
Shyla Stylez……………...Nun
Zafira…………………….....Stripper
Some Guys...............Random Men Who Get To Have Sex With Pornstars
Scene 1: An apartment in Los Angeles.
Melanie Tushy, Pamela Baps and Sweet Stroker, three college girl friends, are lazing round the apartment they share with one another. Melanie is flicking through channels while Pamela and Sweet gaze disinterestedly at the ever-chainging images on the screen.
Melanie: There's never anything on when you're bored.
Pamela: Hey. Did you see that? It looked like porn!
Melanie: Where? [flicking back] Oh yeah. God. She's hot!
Pamela: Yeah. And look at the size of his cock. [starts rubbing hers fully clothed pussy]
Melanie: Mm. You're sexy. Can I feel your tits?
Pamela: Sure [as Melanie feels them all over]
Sweet: Girls, that creepy old guy from the other aprtment is watching!
Melanie [smiling seductively]: Then let's give him something to jerk it to.
[Melanie slowly undresses Pamela and starts kissing and licking her, starting with her breasts and then moving onto her legs, ass and pussy. Groans of ecstacy echo through the room as Sweet uses a vibrator to guide herself to orgasm after orgasm as her two girlfriends eat each other out]
Melanie:OH! OH! OH GOD!
Pamela: OH! Stick your tongue in my pussy, babe. OH BABE!
Melanie: OH! OH! OH, JESUS CHRIST! I CAN'T STOP CUMMING! MAKE IT STOP! OH FUCK, YEAH!
[You get the picture]
Their sapphic sinfulness is interrupted by a news report which interrupts the dirty porn movie they were watching.
Reporter: Police have warned citizens not to venture outdoors at any time of the day or night after a deadly nymphomaniac who goes by the name of "Candice" escaped from the State Institute for the Sexually Insane and Chronically Disordered last night. The convict, who has been imprisoned there for the past five years, has been convicted of milking over 700 men to death. She is known to prey on men with large cocks and is said to suck them as dry as Death Valley. A survivor of the Camp Tittyfuck Massacre of 2002, Mr. Victor Benzies, 34, claimed that she tied him up and forced him to play with her tits for hours before licking his balls to the point where he begged to be shot. He claims to have lost the will to masturbate ever since. Police have indicated that citizens should be on the lookout for an insatiably hot woman with large, juicy tits, nice legs, a fine ass and a penchant for kinkyness. Those who do find themselves out and about are urged to be cautious at all times and not to pick up strange women anywhere. Men are also advised to wear male chastity belts in order to prevent her from getting near their genitals should they find themselves captured by her. In the words of police commissioner Lanny Barbie, " What we are dealing with here is a human cum bank that will stop at nothing to rob every last ounce of male cum. She isn't just a woman. Heck, she isn't even human." The number to call if you believe you have sighted this woman is 0-900 SEX.
To be continued...
