Thank god you weren't into Ramona Quimby books. As for my porn name it's pretty simple they would call me by my Native American name "Scared Turtle" because that is what I would be hung like on set.
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Thank god you weren't into Ramona Quimby books. As for my porn name it's pretty simple they would call me by my Native American name "Scared Turtle" because that is what I would be hung like on set.
Lord Fuckington. I'd have a monocle and wear a top hat. I'd carry around a swanky cane at all times during my scenes. After the money shot I'll proclaim loudly, "By Jove, madam, I do believe I've soiled your bountiful bosoms!" Just bringing a little class to the world of hardcore pornography.
roronoa3000
Banned
Peter Peter Pussyeater or Sir Hasa Longfellow
dick simmons would work if ya got a gnarly white man fro...nothin like the semi-celebrity rip-offs 
Magnum Johnson
Chief Navajo Doggystyle
Vlad Dimolindyass
Capt. Moe Organ
Flip Dickemdown
Dr. Knockboot (shout out to Kool Keith)
Chief Navajo Doggystyle
Vlad Dimolindyass
Capt. Moe Organ
Flip Dickemdown
Dr. Knockboot (shout out to Kool Keith)
Rodney Ramrod
Buck Naked
roronoa3000
Banned
Muff Diver
dick simmons would work if ya got a gnarly white man fro...nothin like the semi-celebrity rip-offs
The association of the words 'gnarly' and body hair makes me cringe, lol.
I'm glad you chose a regular name. When I was in the third grade and we had to read Amelia Bedelia, I fucking LOATHED the character. In my 9-year-old mind I could not fathom how so much sheer idiocy and stupidity could be incorporated into the same character. Now that I'm an adult I realize that there are everyday, ordinary simpletons who outstupidize (is that even a word?) that stupidest of characters. flylicker
By the way, how did you come up with your name? I'm sure you've mentioned that several times before, but I can't be bothered to look it up right now.
See, that wouldn't work for me. Fluffy 238 is more of a screen name at a gay forum than it is a pornstar name.
I will make it a POINT to utilize 'outstupidize' tomorrow at work. I'm sure it'll be able to come into play.
Can't be bothered, huh? :crying:
Kimora = Nickname given to me by a bouncer at the club I'm at more than my house. He says I look like Kimora Lee Simmons with my hair straight.
Klein = For memory's sake via alliteration. :o
haha...there's a market for anything these days, if it's made then some fucker out there will buy it...:2 cents:
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