Porn Deal breakers.

[Torre82]

Examples, in personal order.

Click on something, look at copyright date. 2003?
Cant jerk to ancient porn. She probably has 4 kids and a mortgage, now.

Click on celebrity porn list, find dead girls ~ Anna Nicole Smith, Brittany Murphy, Carrie Fisher, Marilyn Monroe, etc etc.
Cant jerk to dead chicks. .... but dammit Carrie Fisher had some insane scifi titties... NO! CANT DO IT! .. damn.

Come across girl who looks like a biker passaround slut.
Further research shows she only made 2 sets. In 2009. FUCK NO. That is an appetizer, I need a dinner plate.

Find a girl who looks like an angel, beautiful voice. Nice smile. Barely shows anything in the few preview sets you've seen.
Switch over to the 'videos' page, find that she sits on any dick. Does anything. Likes being choked out while fisted by her felon ex whilst the current husband watches. Smokes 2 packs a day and has a gigantic back tattoo that was done with prison ink.
Negative. Return to base.

 

[Supafly]

Here is my list:

#1: More than 1 small tattoo
What's with everybody looking like a lifelong sailor or prison gang lowlife? I don't watch shit like that!

#2: Too skinny too young looking.
I like young ladies looking barely legal, that's fine. But don't look like you are i your first years in school. No f-ing way!

#3: Failing at at least asic acting
Scenes have a set mood, a, if basic, story, and the performers should at least do more than the usual fake moaning and groaning that make me unsure f she is getting fucked well or practices Halloween routines

#4: Eating Ass
Cut it out. Fuck ass, that s great, but stop all that ass licking, eating, and whatnot. And stop making Ass-Eating-Threads!!!

 

[sean miguel]

Poorly-dubbed Brazilian porn

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Piss.

 

[Torre82]

Asian squeaky voices and totally fake orgasms in their porn.

Porn that you just KNOW.. the actress is high AF and 6 months away from an arrest. She has obvious burn marks on her chest (cigarette/pipe/unhealthy in general type blemishes), absolutely-glazed/glassy eyes, slurred speech, etc.

Amateur porn shot by cell phone.. where they shoot in upright mode and not landscape. Constantly changing angles and no 'steadicam'.

CAMERA GUYS WHO TALK TOO DAMNED MUCH.

Early internet nonnude/finally nude/actual porn models. Christina model, katies world, kates-playground, etc.
They waited too long. Too little, too late.

 

[Supafly]

Piss.

Yup.

Keep that piss and poo etc. to yourselves.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Guys putting their fingers in the girl's mouth. I actually like when my girlfriends suck my fingers on their own free will, but I don't like it in porn.

 

[Monder]

1.Actors that put their own music in their movies like Jake Steed.Nobody wants to hear your shitty rap music.Just shut up and fuck!
2.Actors that constantly pull their dicks out of the vagina and have the girl suck it.Do these guys have problems keeping a hard on?
3.An actress that has an outstanding body part like ass/tits and the actor pays little attention to it in the scene.
4.When an actor spends the majority of a threesome scene with the uglier one of the two women.
5.Ghetto Gaggers or any humiliation porn.Not for me.