Pokemon Go or Pokemon No?

I would've posted this in Games but this transcends games and is becoming a cultural phenomenon.

I've never played pokemon and am not about to start now so that will be a No for me, but at least it's getting people out and walking and trespassing. It's all in fun and it is boosting local businesses.
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
I'm not an Nintendo fan but the first Pokemon game red & blue on Gameboy where great games! i played the blue version thousand and thousand of hours.
And the pokemon had great design.


Unfortunately the latest games on DS wasn't that good and that's how looks new pokemon.

WTF! :facepalm: and to make it worse you can't find the old pokemon in the new games.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Where's the option for Pokemon: I don't give a shit either way?
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
The Pokémon games were so good when I was a kid.
 
I don't want anything to do with it. I can already see this going overboard. Hopefully this dies down in a month or two and doesn't become a thing that causes people to bump into others that don't give a damn about the game because they aren't watching where they are going for years on end. I can also see cops really loving this thing as people are going to be showing up at weird places (even if legal to go to) at all times of the day for seeming no reason and they are going to have to constantly investigating what's going on...okay maybe that last point might be a little funny.

What's also sad about it is that with the amount of traveling the game requires I don't think kids are even going to be able to play it effectively, and isn't that what Pokemon is traditionally more geared for?
 
What's also sad about it is that with the amount of traveling the game requires I don't think kids are even going to be able to play it effectively, and isn't that what Pokemon is traditionally more geared for?

I thought it was for overweight guys in their 20's who are still living at home. Where's my cheetos?
 

zipper_666

True Amateur Models
Approved Content Owner
I don't understand what all of the hype is about. But I mean, sure ...I suppose it could be a fun game, I don't know ....but I do know that I don't have the time to play games. Would take away too much time from working.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Two people walked off a cliff whilst playing this game. I'm all for this type of Darwinian selection.
 
Pokemon No go, because Pokemons are for kids and I'm a nerdy. Playing silly games like that would require me to go outside and my poor snow-white skin would burn in no time or then it's a crappy weather and raining outside...



Besides, I much rather sit home, watch porn and play gotta lick 'em all adult style, while staring at all those pornstar booties... Rachel Starr -mon, I choose you. Show me what you got and I'll pokethatbutt with my tongue...

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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Yeah, I'm basically a Pokemaster.
*waves vaguely at shelves of confused squirrels in partially sealed Tupperware containers*
 
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