Photo Caption Game!

Post an unusual, weird, or amusing photo with your funny or clever caption that sums up the image.
Match wits with fellow Freeones' members to see who can come up with the best caption

Allow at least 72 hours (3 days) before posting the next picture. Thanks!
 
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"911? Yeah, some perv just stole my underwear.... skirt and heels too!

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Let's see some creativity, guys!
I'm sure someone can come up with a better caption than my two feeble attempts :)
 
"Yeah, I tell you, every time I walk downtown, these asshole construction workers make catcalls. I'm getting fucking tired of it! I mean, I made sure to wear two bras, a blouse and a jacket so they couldn't see even a hint of tit, and they STILL whistle and make the most disgusting comments. I tell you, the city is just a bunch of sick bastards, Mary. Sick, sick bastards!"
 
"Guess what, they sent me home again... some nonsense about dress code and company policy. I'm beginning to think they just don't like me!
 
So some fucking restaurant tossed me out. Pointed to the sign saying: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service.............and tossed me out. I knew I shouldn't have taken off my shoes
 
On the fridge, on the back of the ****** handbill, below Stacy Fuxxx (555) 555-5555, she had written in pen, "Go ahead and fuck another assistant - I cleared $750, and burped five other men's semen in your ******** face when I got home!" Touché.

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