People you know that would be a good fuck but it would some how be wrong.

satyrsam

The Anal Connoisseur
I'm kinda, sorta left wing. Well, ok, I'm a bit right of hugging a tree. But for some strange reason I feel that getting down and dirty with Ann Coulter would be amazing!
For some reason when she says those absurd comments, it's so wrong it turns me on. I just wanna fuck her all night long.
 
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My girlfriend has a good friend that I fucking hate. She's a loudmouth who gets sloppy drunk after two drinks and thinks that's she's god's gift to the world. If she's coming over, I retreat to my office upstairs.

I'm having a BBQ on the 4th and she'll be there and I know she'll cause a scene. But I've seen her in a bikini and her body is fucking amazing. Her face is cute too when nothing retarded is coming out of her mouth. As much as I can't stand her, I know that fucking her would be a lot of fun.

A couple months ago, my girlfriend pointed out some facebook pics that her friend posted and they were all "sexy" shots of her getting ready to go out in a denim mini skirt and a top that showed a ton of cleavage. I pretended that I thought they were pathetic and then beat off to them the next afternoon when my girl was shopping. Not my proudest moment.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
My girl's sister is pretty hot. I had this dream about her the other night.

Let's just say, it was a good one.

Probably shouldn't venture too far into the flirting. It's always been pretty bad between us ;)
 
I'm kinda, sorta left wing. Well, ok, I'm a bit right of hugging a tree. But for some strange reason I feel that getting down and dirty with Ann Coulter would be amazing!
For some reason when she says those absurd comments, it's so wrong it turns me on. I just wanna fuck her all night long.

Ha ha, sometimes she shops at the same market as me and I must admit I have had this thought too :o
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yeah, had this girl at work. everyone just knows she has a different boyfriend every 6 months.. and if you'll see her you know why.. damn.. face and body are excellent. That skin looks like silk.. no wonder everyone wants to fuck her.. but the wrong is... it's always temporary.. not worth it..
 
yeah, had this girl at work. everyone just knows she has a different boyfriend every 6 months.. and if you'll see her you know why.. damn.. face and body are excellent. That skin looks like silk.. no wonder everyone wants to fuck her.. but the wrong is... it's always temporary.. not worth it..

"Behind every hot girl, there is a guy tired of fucking her."
 
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