‘Pawn Stars’ Chumlee arrested on weapon and drug charges

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
The original title was "pawn stars fan favorite" but that fat cock chugger has never been a favorite of mine. The thing that put my opinion of that fat fuck in the negative was when he pulled into a car dealership in a brand new Maseratti. I told my boss that I wanted nothing to do with him because I would have told him exactly what I thought of him and his stupid show. He earned some good money by working for a predatory business and being really fucking stupid on television.

Anyway, he was arrested when the police were searching his home while they were investigating an alleged sexual assault. The search turned up meth, weed, xanax and several firearms.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-chumlee-arrested-on-weapon-and-drug-charges/
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
A fan standing outside the pawn shop Wednesday night defended his Chum.

“I don’t see Chumlee doing that,” Damon Leaks told KTNV. “I think that might be somebody out trying to get” his money.


Weapons I don't care. We have the right to have them.

Unless he was hurting someone while on drugs, who cares?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Weapons I don't care. We have the right to have them.

Unless he was hurting someone while on drugs, who cares?

You're still championing the idiots' argument. I'm not surprised. Weapons and ILLEGAL drugs are a big deal. People who use drugs are not responsible with firearms. They mentioned xanax probably because they weren't prescribed to him. They mentioned the weed because he's too fat and lazy to get a medical marijuana prescription. As for the meth they got him cold. So yeah, it's all a big deal.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
You're still championing the idiots' argument. I'm not surprised. Weapons and ILLEGAL drugs are a big deal. People who use drugs are not responsible with firearms. They mentioned xanax probably because they weren't prescribed to him. They mentioned the weed because he's too fat and lazy to get a medical marijuana prescription. As for the meth they got him cold. So yeah, it's all a big deal.

I'm not going to defend anyone here, but the news would most definitely list any prescribed drug, that fell into that category, simply to juice up the story, however I doubt he did have a prescription.
 
They also found his emergency quarter pounder in one of his pockets but it wasn't relevant to the investigation so they didn't release that info so I just made it up.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
The way they're talking now, he might be looking at distribution charges.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
He plead out. Minimal sentence. No jail time and probation until 2019. If he stays clean the felony conviction will be expunged.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/...rs-wont-see-jail-guns-drugs-charges/84802182/

That fat motherfucker drove a friggin' Maserati into the dealership I used to work at and I thought to myself "Self, how's a fat, useless fuck like that earn enough money to get a car like that?" And then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"

 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
The asshole should do time for having a stupid fucking name, as well as inflicting his so called reality TV show on the world. At least take away his man card. If he had one at all, that is.

They also found his emergency quarter pounder in one of his pockets but it wasn't relevant to the investigation so they didn't release that info so I just made it up.

lol :D
 
So glad I never got into that show. Watching people pawn things... wow... just, wow.

:facepalm:
 
So glad I never got into that show. Watching people pawn things... wow... just, wow.

:facepalm:

Well, actually virtually nobody pawns things on that show. Probably 95% of the time they're there to sell them.
And a lot of the things they bring in to sell ARE really interesting and sometimes extremely rare.
There's definitely an up side to the show in terms of learning about the history of a very large and wide variety of items.
 
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