Paris "Prison Break" Hilton Part II

[ckjedi66]

Just when you thought this spoiled bitch couldn't get any more ballsy, she suprises us yet again.....with this insane bullshit on why she shouldn't go to jail....I swear she makes me sick to my stomach, such a spoiled bratty cunt.

Courtesy of YAHOO MUSIC

Well, as we all know by now, last week the judge threw the book at part-time pop star Paris Hilton (it was probably the closest Paris had ever gotten to a book, come to think of it) and sentenced her to 45 days in jail for driving twice with a suspended license. Paris's first defense was to blame her long-suffering minion/publicist, Elliot Mintz, claiming he mistakenly told her it was just fine for her to get behind the wheel. (This led poor Elliot to experience a brief moment of self-respect/clarity and temporarily break free from his client's acrylic-taloned clutches, when he announced he was quitting her employ...but lo and behold, he was back on Paris's payroll a mere day later.) So anyhoo, when the judge refused to let Elliot take the fall, the harebrained heiress changed her strategy...and asked her fans to sign a petition urging California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her because she provides "beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives" and is "notable for her leading roles on the Fox reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic House Of Wax." Wow, what an airtight defense--if Johnny Cochran were alive to see such democracy at work, he'd surely approve. No word yet on whether Arnie will pay this petition any heed (a rebuttal petition, demanding that Paris serve her time, is also floating around somewhere on the Interweb), but hey, if Paris ends up in the slammer--and Nicole Richie gets sentenced for her own recent moving violation--then presto! Fox has the perfect premise for The Simple Life 6. And you know, if there are any ladies who could go on television wearing prison stripes and still look svelte, it's those two.

 

[Iamforever]

and asked her fans to sign a petition urging California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her because she provides "beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives"

i must have missed that one. i always thought she brought what was wrong in America to the table. :dunno:

 

[MADIronMaiden]

Wow! Just wow!!

 

[hedonis]

I hope Arnie completely ignores this ridiculous petition. What a complete and total revealing of just how much of an elitist snob she really is. Oh, thank you Parisite, for bringing entertainment and excitement to my otherwise mundane life. I've seen nature documentaries about frogs humping that were more entertaining and exciting than she is.

And as far as her brining beauty to my life- yeah right. She's in the public eye for one reason: daddy's money.

H

 

[Torre82]

I hope Arnie completely ignores this ridiculous petition. What a complete and total revealing of just how much of an elitist snob she really is. Oh, thank you Parisite, for bringing entertainment and excitement to my otherwise mundane life. I've seen nature documentaries about frogs humping that were more entertaining and exciting than she is.

And as far as her brining beauty to my life- yeah right. She's in the public eye for one reason: daddy's money.

H

I havent seen a dime of that money. But I like her tits. They look like a million bucks. Take that as literally as you want. :walks back to my brew:

 

[hedonis]

I havent seen a dime of that money. But I like her tits. They look like a million bucks. Take that as literally as you want. :walks back to my brew:

She can pay for all the titty she wants, but she's still a skinny, bird-looking thing with about as much class as a Hell's Angels BBQ. Come to think of it, the bikers have an edge on her for class.

And yes- her daddy's money is the only reason anyone knows who she is.

H

 

[Torre82]

She can pay for all the titty she wants, but she's still a skinny, bird-looking thing with about as much class as a Hell's Angels BBQ. Come to think of it, the bikers have an edge on her for class.

And yes- her daddy's money is the only reason anyone knows who she is.

H

Difference being I could find any given Hell's Angel with a year or two in the penn who didnt much mind it. But one whiney little heiress doesnt wanna put in a month for doing something that the rest of us would catch 6 months + for.

 

[D-rock]

i must have missed that one. i always thought she brought what was wrong in America to the table. :dunno:

Not to mention she has a strange definition of beauty and excitement. :1orglaugh

 

[contiGT]

Perhaps she can get Armani to design new dresses for the prison? Maybe they can open a mall in the prison?

 

[Torre82]

Perhaps she can get Armani to design new dresses for the prison? Maybe they can open a mall in the prison?

"Inmates Gone Wild!"

"One Night in Cell Block 7b"

"How to fail at life without really trying" (Dangit, now I got *A secretary is not a toy..* in my head, but.. with a picture of Paris looking at a typewriter in utter confusion while playing Rosemary's part.)

 

[georges]

She looks like a junkie street whorish baby ass spoiled daddy's girl bitch. She walks like a cow boy. And do you know why? That is because she has forgotten to lube her dildo when fucking her ass hole.

 

[meesterperfect]

Funny how I havn't seen this at al on TV, I guess they are started too realize just how many people don't like her. They are making alot of money off her and don't want to give the "peasants" anymore reason to wanna puke at the thought of her.

P.S.I feel this person is detrimental to society in more ways than just driving. Generally speaking she has influenced many(perhaps a million or more) kids and young adults to be idiotic, stupid, lazy, prissy, completly helpless, useless, immature,arrogant,good for nothing,and just plain ugly people.
Thats her TRUE CRIME.
No offense too anyone(again generally speaking) but has anyone here ever worked with anyone under say 26 years old? If so you maybe you know what I mean.
This person is just a brick in the wall, but a brick none the less.

 

[georges]

P.S.I feel this person is detrimental to society in more ways than just driving. Generally speaking she has influenced many(perhaps a million or more) kids and young adults to be idiotic, stupid, lazy, prissy, completly helpless, useless, immature,arrogant,good for nothing,and just plain ugly people.
Thats her TRUE CRIME.
No offense too anyone(again generally speaking) but has anyone here ever worked with anyone under say 26 years old? If so you maybe you know what I mean.
This person is just a brick in the wall, but a brick none the less.

I had worked with people with under 26 years old and I undertsand the problem perfectly. She is worse than a brick wall, she is a stinky pile of dogshit.