Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet paper

[bodie54]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

*raises hand again*

Ummm...
DrMotorcity, sir.
Your post got me to wondering...
Which was invented first, Old Faithful or the bidet?
Also....
Would it be possible to reach Earth's escape velocity by using Old Faithful as a bidet?

 

[Member2019]

They cut NASA's funding for this ...

Would it be possible to reach Earth's escape velocity by using Old Faithful as a bidet?

I could answer that technically, but it would be a big negative.
You wouldn't reach outer space much less achieve escape velocity.

But NASA is still working on the deep rectum-based launch platform despite these set backs.
Of course convincing Congress and the President for funding has been a bit difficult.

Some people on the National Science Advisory Council believe that the orally stimulated, penile ejaculation-accelerated launch would be more feasible.
Of course the study was completed during the Clinton administration, and details of the study were ****** by an intern before they could be studied in more detail -- or more specifically, ****** into her dress.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

We must not forget to mention in which direction we wipe. We can't leave out that important aspect.

Are you inferring that there is some correlation to the direction in which we, as expressed in the parlance of the layman, "wipe," and that of the ****** of uncontrollable influence, such as the rotation of the Earth, or the effect of the Van Allen Belts, as two examples? How about an eclipse of any variegation? And let us not leave out global warming, dare we not! Halley's Comet? Scooter McMuldoon's '67 Dodge Dart? When will it end?!



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[member006]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

To be perfectly honest, I don't give a flying duck really. As long as the last to empty it, replaces it. I can fix it while I wait if they put in on wrong.

LL

 

[D-rock]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

To be perfectly honest, I don't give a flying duck really. As long as the last to empty it, replaces it. I can fix it while I wait if they put in on wrong.

LL

What if the last person to use it purposely leaves on just a little bit? Would he be exempted from replacing it with a fresh roll then?

 

[bodie54]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

What if the last person to use it purposely leaves on just a little bit? Would he be exempted from replacing it with a fresh roll then?

What sort of cad would do a thing like that?

 

[member006]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

What if the last person to use it purposely leaves on just a little bit? Would he be exempted from replacing it with a fresh roll then?

^^^^ ^^^^

What sort of cad would do a thing like that?

 

[Legzman]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Does it matter? :dunno:
I just put the roll in the thing, whatever way I happen to pick it up!

 

[pornlover211747696725]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

hmmmm... never realized you could put TP sideways. I have to have mine over.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

What sort of cad would do a thing like that?

I believe that this, too, is a scenario worthy of our discussion (and surprisingly on-topic as well! :eek: ).

In the event that there is one "on" (as in "on the toilet") and that there are less than two people "out" (as in "out of the house," "office," "cell block," etc., although with at least one person still within the "house," "office," "cell block," etc. ) as an example, and that should the person who is "on" is about to "pop," and in an upwardly dircetion, to be specific, yet discovers that his predecessor "purposely leaves on just a little bit," is the umpire justified in imposing the "infield toilet paper rule"?

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[DrMotorcity]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

How do others see it(?!)

Only you can decide!!!






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[D-rock]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

The last roll of tp I put on was supposed to be the variety with the little quilted designs in it, but after a few sheets came off they weren't on it any more. The factory must have messed up. Now I feel so disappointed and cheated. :1orglaugh

 

[DrMotorcity]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

The last roll of tp I put on was supposed to be the variety with the little quilted designs in it, but after a few sheets came off they weren't on it any more. The factory must have messed up. Now I feel so disappointed and cheated. :1orglaugh

My sincerest sympathies. Far few things are worse that having your roll of toilet paper cheat on you.




But cheer up mate; there's plenty of toilet paper in the sea! (Just take a look at the Detroit River!)

:o

 

[D-rock]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

But cheer up mate; there's plenty of toilet paper in the sea! (Just take a look at the Detroit River!)

:o

Ummm...I think whatever goes in that river should stay in that river.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Ummm...I think whatever goes in that river should stay in that river.

Reportedly, that would include two uncles of mine, the greater part of a residential-type distillery, a few guns (fired only once each, it has been alleged) a problematic huntin' dog, and, as I understand, close to six or seven or even eight or nine thousand "non-domestically" manufactured automobiles.

Humph! No tawdry casks of dried tree leaves for us hearty Mid-westerners!!!

:spump:

Toilet paper, yeah, that too; but I will attest to this: Eventually, all of it did go OVER the Falls!!!




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[bodie54]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

In the event that there is one "on" (as in "on the toilet") and that there are less than two people "out" (as in "out of the house," "office," "cell block," etc., although with at least one person still within the "house," "office," "cell block," etc. ) as an example, and that should the person who is "on" is about to "pop," and in an upwardly dircetion, to be specific, yet discovers that his predecessor "purposely leaves on just a little bit," is the umpire justified in imposing the "infield toilet paper rule"?

(LOL!)

Beats me, Sir.

I think, however, that if the roll bounces first then clears the surrounding cubicle walls while in fair (as opposed to fouled) ground, it's ruled a toilet paper double. But don't quote me on that.

Now back to my radon inhalation therapy...

 

[DrMotorcity]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

(LOL!)

Beats me, Sir.

I think, however, that if the roll bounces first then clears the surrounding cubicle walls while in fair (as opposed to fouled) ground, it's ruled a toilet paper double. But don't quote me on that.

Now back to my radon inhalation therapy...

Good point, Bodie, but should the opposing manager be that dastardly "Human rain/( as in "slash") bowel movement delay" {and we all know who I'm talking about, ain't that right iamforever} it may well be perceived as a clear cut case of the insufferable "hidden toilet paper trick!" Vin Scully, you opinion, please...


Radon, radon, radon... just the perfect complement for one's daily dosage of chicken feet!

 

[D-rock]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

Good point, Bodie, but should the opposing manager be that dastardly "Human rain/( as in "slash") bowel movement delay" {and we all know who I'm talking about, ain't that right iamforever} it may well be perceived as a clear cut case of the insufferable "hidden toilet paper trick!" Vin Scully, you opinion, please...


Radon, radon, radon... just the perfect complement for one's daily dosage of chicken feet!

Don't forget the delays because of a clogged toilet. Then you would need a member of the maintenance crew come and fix the field with his plungering after which you might need to make a double header due to the certain stored up conditions that have happened in the meantime.

That also begs the question. Who has plungering duty, the person who caused it or the one after them? :1orglaugh

 

[member006]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

"I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."

-- Andy Rooney

 

[Roughneck]

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

I'm one of those folks who likes the TP to hang out over top.

Mercifully, the wife agrees with this system.


cheers,