Watching television Im often amazed by how certain products are advertised. Whether it be the wonders of the deluxe toilet paper, erectile dysfunction and childrens diapers. I think they have an unecassary need to oversell products that are in fact intended for what doesnt need put on tv.
Toilet paper exists to wipe our soiled arses, or in case of the ladies wipe those missed pearls of urine away or more often simply blowing our noses. I dont think personally (in regards to UK tactics) we need to see images of cute puppies, smiling children or the general implication the better you treat your asshole, the better your life will become.
Same goes for the childrens diapers. The strangest thing Ive seen Toy Story 3 product placement on in fact is the disney emblazoned elasticated shit collection bags that we strap to children to stop them staining the carpet. Kinda on par with novelty boxer shorts for me.
Erectile dysfunction probably walks hand in hand with the thrush cream for the ladies. We know the problem is there, if you suffer from either you know where to go for help. If you dont suffer from it, then heres an unhappy reminder your next. Try sitting through one of those ads with your father in the room, watch for that uncomfortable twitch that signals his cock is on the fritz or when you are in the presence of your mum or gf, has she fallen victim to that uncomfortable flaky/burning sensation to?
Or that beautifully scripted ad where the recently widowed father is comforted by his daughter and urged to date again - but his grey hair has destroyed his confidence. So the little bitch buys him some hair colour and his sex life is back on track! That is of course til the new woman discovers the erectile dysfunction and rebellious teenage daughter who will try to kill her for replacing her mother.
I might be losing myself in making my own point, all I have to wonder is, are we making the most unglamourous of things glamourous?
Do you have any other examples where we are force fed products in neon lights we normally dont give a shit about?
Toilet paper exists to wipe our soiled arses, or in case of the ladies wipe those missed pearls of urine away or more often simply blowing our noses. I dont think personally (in regards to UK tactics) we need to see images of cute puppies, smiling children or the general implication the better you treat your asshole, the better your life will become.
Same goes for the childrens diapers. The strangest thing Ive seen Toy Story 3 product placement on in fact is the disney emblazoned elasticated shit collection bags that we strap to children to stop them staining the carpet. Kinda on par with novelty boxer shorts for me.
Erectile dysfunction probably walks hand in hand with the thrush cream for the ladies. We know the problem is there, if you suffer from either you know where to go for help. If you dont suffer from it, then heres an unhappy reminder your next. Try sitting through one of those ads with your father in the room, watch for that uncomfortable twitch that signals his cock is on the fritz or when you are in the presence of your mum or gf, has she fallen victim to that uncomfortable flaky/burning sensation to?
Or that beautifully scripted ad where the recently widowed father is comforted by his daughter and urged to date again - but his grey hair has destroyed his confidence. So the little bitch buys him some hair colour and his sex life is back on track! That is of course til the new woman discovers the erectile dysfunction and rebellious teenage daughter who will try to kill her for replacing her mother.
I might be losing myself in making my own point, all I have to wonder is, are we making the most unglamourous of things glamourous?
Do you have any other examples where we are force fed products in neon lights we normally dont give a shit about?
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