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UPDATE: Giant Bin Laden Destroys New York, Washington
500-Foot Terrorist Emerges From Sea To Wreak Havoc On U.S.
Just weeks after his body was buried at sea, Osama bin Laden burst forth from the ocean depths early this morning, rising to the monstrous height of 500 feet and rapidly making his way down the East Coast of the United States in a rampage expected to leave hundreds of thousands dead and easily eclipse 9/11 as the worst terrorist ****** in U.S. history.
Currently, much of New York City and Washington, D.C., including the Empire State Building, the White House, and the Capitol Building, lay in ruins, with overwhelmed rescue crews struggling to assist a country ravaged by the gigantic, irate al-Qaeda leader.
"Our nation faces its gravest challenge yet," a visibly shaken President Obama said, interrupting his prepared remarks to both houses of British Parliament in London. "I cannot say that we will prevail, only that we will fight to the last."
"May God help us all," Obama added as the walls and ceiling shook around him.
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Osama bin Laden returns in the pages of Savage Dragon
Erik Larsen once portrayed Hitler as a monkey with an exposed brain in his comic Savage Dragon. So it should not come as a surprise to anyone that Osama bin Laden will be showing up in those pages soon as a Godzilla-sized *******.
Out in October, issue 177 of Image Comics' Savage Dragon series features an all-out battle between Dragon's two ****, Malcolm and Angel, and the recently assassinated terrorist, who was dumped into the ocean and — in comic-book land — gets resurrected thanks to irradiated water.
"Radiation is the cure-all. You get some of that stuff and life is good. In the real world, you get diarrhea and your hair falls out. But in comics — boom! — you're brought right back to life," says Larsen, who envisions the issue as a send-up of old Atlas Comics stories from the 1950s that featured monsters wreaking havoc on the populace.
"There's not really going to be anybody going, 'Whoa, don't hit him!' He's kind of a (jerk), let's throw that out there."
Real-life political figures are regular attractions in Savage Dragon. The series has featured appearances from former presidents George W. Bush and Bill Clinton, Savage Dragon himself endorsed President Obama during the 2008 election, and Larsen also depicted Obama punching out bin Laden on a cover — much like the first issue of Captain America that featured Cap throwing a right cross to Hitler's jaw in 1941.
While Obama didn't exactly take down the man responsible for 9/11 in a real-world fistfight, the terrorist's death in May helped move copies of that Savage Dragon issue on eBay, Larsen says. "Those were selling for over a hundred bucks for a copy of that comic. Those are good days."
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