Oriental Massage Parlor Shenanigans And Other Tomfoolery

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OK, story time begins...

The first time I went to a massage parlor I was 17 years old. I was a fat kid who was shy around girls and the only sex I ever had was with a lady I named Pico and 11th. There was this place in Santa Monica on Santa Monica Bl and 20th Street named Oriental Massage #2. I drove past the place many times getting excited hoping I'd get the nerve to actually go inside. I finally got the nerve up. I got all cleaned up and showered at home then drove down there. I remember parking on 19th Street right by the place. I was really nervous getting out of the car and the walk to the front door seemed like it took forever. I walked through the front door then heard a bell. Oh shit, I'm actually inside now! An older lady greeted me and said, "Can I help you?" I was so nervous but said, "I would like... a massage?" She smiled and must have noticed how young I was. I paid her something like $40 and chose the half hour massage. I was placed into a room where I got undressed, laid on a floor mat, and waited for someone to come in. In comes a Korean woman who must have been 50 and she had a perm. She was really nice. She started giving me a massage. I remember the erotic fingertip routine which turned me on. I turned over and rose up to a sitting position. I pulled her robe to the side off both shoulders then exposed her breasts. I forgot if they were real or fake but I remember them being big. I was mesmerized at that pair of beautiful Asian tits with perky cherry nipples. I started licking and slurping all over them. She reached down between my legs and started stroking my cock. I laid back down on my back. She then gave me a really good blow job and I erupted in her mouth. My balls were so emptied out I felt like taking a nap there right on the floor. I paid for 30 minutes so I knew I had to go. As I mentioned I was inexperienced. I was also an idiot. I thought all I had to pay was the $40. I got up and left without giving the poor woman a tip. She pointed at my wiener and said, "But I kissed it." I just kept going and exited the building. That masseuse is probably in an old folk's home now and completely forgot about me but I still feel like a shithead for stiffing her. I also have great memories of my first time in a massage parlor getting some great head from a pro Asian lady with big titties.
 
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