A **** is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: ****.
A **** tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold **** makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: ****.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a ****.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a **** is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: ****.
If you come home smelling like ****,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: ****.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much **** and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a **** in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells **** on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With ****, bigger is better.
Advantage: ****.
Wearing a condom does not make a ****
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: ****.
Pussy can make you see God. **** can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next ****,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a **** at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a ****, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: ****.
If you change to another ****, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: ****.
The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: ****.
Bad ****: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good ****: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes ****.
Advantage: Pussy.
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A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: ****.
A **** tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold **** makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: ****.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a ****.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a **** is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: ****.
If you come home smelling like ****,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: ****.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much **** and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a **** in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells **** on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With ****, bigger is better.
Advantage: ****.
Wearing a condom does not make a ****
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: ****.
Pussy can make you see God. **** can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next ****,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a **** at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a ****, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: ****.
If you change to another ****, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: ****.
The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: ****.
Bad ****: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good ****: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes ****.
Advantage: Pussy.
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