Onion upsets Capital Police with series of tweets, story.

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Earlier this morning, I saw a blurb on my FaceBook saying something to the effect that shots had been heard inside the Capital.
Some would find this serious - however, those with more than two brain cells would have checked the source of this information, and found it to be The Onion.
The Onion then had a series of blurbs about Congress members taking some ******** hostage, and their demands. Frankly, it was some funny stuff.
Seems the Capital Police thought otherwise:

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Apparently, Eric Cantor did not like the series of blurbs, either, tweeting "Onion: Fail".
 

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