Old unattractive gals you'd still bang just because they used to be hot

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Zsa Zsa musta got so excited about me wanting to do the sex to her she had a heart attack and died today. My offer is still good until she is actually buried.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

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I refuse to believe it. Please don't let that be real!
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Ellen Barkin reminds me of that chick in those Crest White Strips commercials that used to be on One Tree Hill, should be hot, but just isn't. Laura Dern is as do-able as Christine Baranski and Allison Janney

Would have banged [NOBABE]Kelly McGillis[/NOBABE] when Top Gun was a new release, would not bang her now.

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Shit! :eek: That's downright depressing. :(

I'll go with Susan Dey. I had a major crush on her from her Partridge Family days up through her L.A. Law days.

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Now it would take some real effort (and closing my eyes to think that she was still a fresh faced babe)... but I'd still kinda like to do Susie.

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Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Markie Post... there's a name that I'd totally forgotten. She got a boob job, didn't she? From the same era, there's also Crystal Bernard. I wonder what cute lil Crystal looks like now? Still cute or all hagged out? :dunno: I can't find any recent pics of her (that aren't fakes).
 
Markie Post... there's a name that I'd totally forgotten. She got a boob job, didn't she? From the same era, there's also Crystal Bernard. I wonder what cute lil Crystal looks like now? Still cute or all hagged out? :dunno: I can't find any recent pics of her (that aren't fakes).

Holy shit, Crystal Bernard. Completely forgot about her. A web site that tracks performer's plastic surgeries has this picture of her, and I've just seen some others from 2016 that also look like the after in this pic.

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She gets before and after from me, too. :love-smi:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Thanks, man. I'm glad to see that she's still a cutie. I saw her in person at a CART race back in the 90's when she was dating Eddie Lawson. She wasn't wearing a ton of makeup and she was still damn cute.

Here's another one that I forgot about (once I thought about Crystal being at a race): Kim Alexis tried her hand at racing. Saw her at the (one & only) D.C. ALMS race in 2002(?). She was racing, so she had on no makeup. But she was still a striking woman.

Now:
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To be in her mid 50's, I'd say that she's held up pretty well. I think that she's got a classic MILFy look about her.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Both are old(er), though neither is unattractive IMO, but this thread trip down memory lane got me thinking about who my ultimate blast from the past, non-porn threesome would be with: Maureen McCormick (Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady) and Lisa Whelchel (Blair Warner from Facts of Life). To be around 60 and mid 50's respectively, I think they both look gooood (esp. since Maureen did a whole buncha coke back when). I'd fry the Amex on a weekend at the Ritz-Carlton for a chance at these two. :yesyes:

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claydavis

Major Crimes? Shiiiit.
I much prefer the current version!

Raquel Unattractive? Really? she looks absolutely fabulous for a 76 years old woman! :flame:

I'm not saying that she's unattractive. It's just that she is 76 and not as hot as she once was. I first saw her on American Family as Aunt Dora in 2003 and I just remember thinking who is this hot MILF and she was in her early 60's, she has aged very well but as with the majority of women mentioned here they are not unattractive with the exception of a few.
 
Both are old(er), though neither is unattractive IMO, but this thread trip down memory lane got me thinking about who my ultimate blast from the past, non-porn threesome would be with: Maureen McCormick (Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady) and Lisa Whelchel (Blair Warner from Facts of Life). To be around 60 and mid 50's respectively, I think they both look gooood (esp. since Maureen did a whole buncha coke back when). I'd fry the Amex on a weekend at the Ritz-Carlton for a chance at these two. :yesyes:

I'm with you on Lisa Whelchel. Jeez, I think I like Blair more now. Milf-tastic. I was always into Jo more (Nancy McKeon). I found a 2016 pic (below), and I still want to be into her :)

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