Ok, I'm pissed... This needs to be resolved right now or else!

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Warm chewy and crispy bacon - with a beautiful woman next to you.

or

**** ICE CREAM - cold, no protein, causes cancer, and promoted by FOX NEWS!

Alright, I believe bacon is king. Here is why...

Bacon is warm
Bacon has protein
Eat bacon
Bacon loves you
Bacon has no carbohydrates
Eat bacon
Bacon doesn't look like it came out a freezer
9 out of 10 women enjoy bacon over men
Eat bacon
Fox news has ice cream commercials
Glenn beck eats ice cream
Are you eating bacon yet?

You better be careful of what you vote for...