Official Checked Star Member??

[mike21]

How does freeones check if it really is a star member?

 

[Kil4Thril]

That's a secret only Petra knows, and I would guess it changes periodically to prevent imposters.

 

[KarenKougar]

The verbal interrogation is intense, the written exam is close to impossible, and I had to submit my urine specimen twice!

Don't even ask me about the obstacle course...

 

[Philbert]

The verbal interrogation is intense, the written exam is close to impossible, and I had to submit my urine specimen twice!

Don't even ask me about the obstacle course...

:rofl2:

 

[historylover]

The verbal interrogation is intense, the written exam is close to impossible, and I had to submit my urine specimen twice!

Don't even ask me about the obstacle course...

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

 

[Petra]

The verbal interrogation is intense, the written exam is close to impossible, and I had to submit my urine specimen twice!

Don't even ask me about the obstacle course...

And she obviously forgot about the non-disclosure agreement she signed. My job list just gets longer and longer... :1orglaugh

 

[jakeballs77]

is there a list?

 

[Roald]

The verbal interrogation is intense, the written exam is close to impossible, and I had to submit my urine specimen twice!

Don't even ask me about the obstacle course...

You are lucky, since 01-01-2009 any potential OCSM has to come over to the office and give me an oil massage.

 

[BlueBalls]

They send them over to my place. Dont worry people Im working hard for your benefit

 

[Roald]

They send them over to my place. Dont worry people Im working hard for your benefit

Didn't you get the memo? We replaced that with my oil massage since 01-01-2009. Some OCSM complained after visiting your place about something being too big or something :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Didn't you get the memo? We replaced that with my oil massage since 01-01-2009. Some OCSM complained after visiting your place about something being too big or something :dunno:

Oh.........errr, well I'll start with the oil massages on Monday And if your getting some complaints about my cat yeah I over feed him but that cant be helped I love my fat little fur ball and I love my cat to

 

[Gordar]

Didn't you get the memo? We replaced that with my oil massage since 01-01-2009. Some OCSM complained after visiting your place about something being too big or something :dunno:

So, does the company still need people? I'm more than willing to help & take som load of your back.

 

[tunsty]

You are lucky, since 01-01-2009 any potential OCSM has to come over to the office and give me an oil massage.

No probs..
Which do you prefer.. Duckhams or Castrol ?

 

[Aces&Jacks]

Now it's back to the "2 finger test".

 

[Kil4Thril]

So, does the company still need people? I'm more than willing to help & take som load of your back.

Be really careful how you word things around here!

 

[squallumz]

The verbal interrogation is intense, the written exam is close to impossible, and I had to submit my urine specimen twice!

Don't even ask me about the obstacle course...

i hate to be the 5th person to quote this, but that was funny! :1orglaugh

 

[titsrock]

Basically the OCSM flashes her tits to Petra and Petra makes the call from there...

 

[Roald]

So, does the company still need people? I'm more than willing to help & take som load of your back.

Load of my back? Wtf man, I only check the potential female OCSM's. You might be willing to help taking my load of their back? :rofl:

 

[Analingus]

Load of my back? Wtf man, I only check the potential female OCSM's. You might be willing to help taking my load of their back? :rofl:

Oh my lord. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[gunslingingbird]

You are lucky, since 01-01-2009 any potential OCSM has to come over to the office and give me an oil massage.

Great! Can I set up an appointment for Tuesday?