There was also this conversation one time when iw as on cam:
Does your husband like to watch you ****?
No.
Why not?
I don't know?
He doesn't love you.
As far as yard sticks for measuring love go, that one is... uh. Yeah. That's a strange one.
Oh, and because I want to qualify and get my name mentioned in this thread...
Jaana, I'd just like to comment that were you penguin I would totally feed you salted fish until you were no longer hungry, and then I would punch a hippo...
in space!
Sabrina Deep, if you are ever in Kansas I'd like to give you a pair of my underwear. Though I will have to mail them to you there because I am not in Kansas. So why Kansas
You Might ask? Because then I can be sure I'm far enough away that I know you won't be able to catch me when you see what I've done to them. And no, don't even bother asking what... it's too frightening to even think about.
****** Borgia, have you ever had a warm Popsicle? Like a
really warm one? I guess what I'm asking, essentially, is if you've ever had juice because that's basically what a really warm Popsicle would be. If so... why the fuck didn't you freeze it? Who drinks melted Popsicle? That's just weird...
Miss Hybrid, so about that Alaskan Panhandle deal, WTF!? We thought you had our back!
Harley Spencer, on a scale of one-to-ten how would you rate three week old sushi? Also, if you have an answer for this question are you posting from the bathroom, and are you likely to ever be able to leave it again?
Briana Lee, are you related to Bruce, and if so can you teach me Jeet Kune Do? If you're not... can I sue you for false advertising? 'Cause I was looking forward to learning some sweet, sweet Kung Fu.
