OCSMS - Wierdest Fan Comment

OCSM's, whats the weirdest thing a fan has said to you?

I don't just mean on the board, your fan base extends well beyond freeones domain.

Creepy, pathetic, funny, charming, witty, whatever, lets hear your best or worst!
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/briana-lee said:
Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7475391, member: 586426"]OMG! There are sooo many! Let me have a think and I'll come back with the best ones. :D

Oh oh...:uohs:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
The over/under on your name being mentioned in this thread is 25 1/2...

Who wants action on this?

:facepalm:

I'd take that action; but I doubt anyone has the balls to name names...well, almost anyone.

I also doubt that the mods would let it go untouched if anyone did speak up.

So basically; the game is rigged.
 
I think most of the people that say these crazy things aren't members who visit the talk section.

Name names.
 
OMG! There are sooo many! Let me have a think and I'll come back with the best ones. :D

Would you like me to post them? I can just log into your e-mail account and see the ones you've saved. Or I could just settle for watching you type your response. Up to you, really. By the way, I had to lock Lola in the bathroom the other day because she kept barking while I sniffed through your panty drawer.

:lovecoupl
 

Lolita_Borgia

Official Checked Star Member
Hmm... I dont know about fan comments but when I was just 14yrs old walking home from school this real charmer yelled out the car window to me "Show us the gateway to your guts!". That pretty well creeped me out at the time, probably due to my age. Now days I give as good as I get... possibly even more so *hehe* xXx :rolleyes:
 

JaanaRuutu

Official Checked Star Member
Anytime a guy tells me I look "just like" his ******/******/whatever, I'm thoroughly creeped out. There was also this conversation one time when iw as on cam:

Does your husband like to watch you ****?
No.
Why not?
I don't know?
He doesn't love you.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
OMG! There are sooo many! Let me have a think and I'll come back with the best ones. :D
I demand at least an honourable mention!
Hmm... I dont know about fan comments but when I was just 14yrs old walking home from school this real charmer yelled out the car window to me "Show us the gateway to your guts!". That pretty well creeped me out at the time, probably due to my age. Now days I give as good as I get... possibly even more so *hehe* xXx :rolleyes:
Good old Aussie charm, subtlety and finesse.
I remember an Aussie chic telling me my pommie accent made her trackies "sopping",
Okay we have our first name here. This was without a doubt Alex you chatted with!
Nah, that was Baconsalt. alex is a much inferior ******.
 

Ari Dee

Official Checked Star Member
Considering I do a lot of fetish work, I get a LOT of bizarre requests and comments.
I'm one of the #1 sellers of coughing fetish content in the world, so hahaha weird stuff usually entertains me.

The only stuff that creeps me out is comments about ****, *******, or the dead.

But as Jaana mentioned, I get a lot of people on cam that say things like, "you look just like my ******/ ********" which leads to an automatic ban from me.
 
There was also this conversation one time when iw as on cam:

Does your husband like to watch you ****?
No.
Why not?
I don't know?
He doesn't love you.

As far as yard sticks for measuring love go, that one is... uh. Yeah. That's a strange one.

Oh, and because I want to qualify and get my name mentioned in this thread...

Jaana, I'd just like to comment that were you penguin I would totally feed you salted fish until you were no longer hungry, and then I would punch a hippo... in space!

Sabrina Deep, if you are ever in Kansas I'd like to give you a pair of my underwear. Though I will have to mail them to you there because I am not in Kansas. So why Kansas You Might ask? Because then I can be sure I'm far enough away that I know you won't be able to catch me when you see what I've done to them. And no, don't even bother asking what... it's too frightening to even think about.

****** Borgia, have you ever had a warm Popsicle? Like a really warm one? I guess what I'm asking, essentially, is if you've ever had juice because that's basically what a really warm Popsicle would be. If so... why the fuck didn't you freeze it? Who drinks melted Popsicle? That's just weird...

Miss Hybrid, so about that Alaskan Panhandle deal, WTF!? We thought you had our back!

Harley Spencer, on a scale of one-to-ten how would you rate three week old sushi? Also, if you have an answer for this question are you posting from the bathroom, and are you likely to ever be able to leave it again?

Briana Lee, are you related to Bruce, and if so can you teach me Jeet Kune Do? If you're not... can I sue you for false advertising? 'Cause I was looking forward to learning some sweet, sweet Kung Fu. :(
 
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