OCSM win a date with ~~Whimsy~~ contest!

[~~whimsy~~]

Here is what will happen! The OCSMs will be voted upon, whoever comes out the winner, will win a date with no other than I! The magnificent, gentleman, sweet ~~Whimsy~~

I will dine you and with a delicate fineness I shall treat you well! I will take you to either a Chinese Buffet, this Italian restaurant where everything is homemade, or Red Lobster. Possibly the restaurant selection might change depending on OCSM liking.

Remember! Keep it clean, don't fight over me, and know we will have a good meal together. Where, maybe... just maybe, I might give you a kiss goodnight after a fine meal! If not a firm, snug hug and a twinkle of my eye.

Now, my precious OCSMs:

Let the contest begin!!!!

 

[BlueBalls]

Fuck you and your contest!


Ahem......

 

[roronoa3000]

What? No sex.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

NO! You two are not OCSMs! Get the fuck out of my thread! You're ruining everything!

Bastards!!!! :weeping:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Don't be fooled, people. Last week I had him while he was on the salad bar at Old Country Buffet.

He is magnificent, however.

 

[GregCentauro]

I vote for Peter North.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Don't be fooled, people. Last week I had him while he was on the salad bar at Old Country Buffet.

He is magnificent, however.

I miss Old Country Buffet. Now it's just Golden Corral. Ryan's is no more. I miss my old time buffets

That's why I stick with the Chinese buffets

Come on my precious OCSMs! Come on in and place your spot!

I vote for Peter North.

If I went that route, OCSM or not, I would go the Shane Diesel route. Just so I can wash his admirable penis and be humbled by it.

 

[roronoa3000]

Don't be fooled, people. Last week I had him while he was on the salad bar at Old Country Buffet.

He is magnificent, however.

Thank God for the sneeze guard.

 

[alexpnz]

...And yes ladies, whismy is indeed a thug!

 

[BlueBalls]

...And yes ladies, whismy is indeed a thug!

I'll say one thing about the homo, he does have nice big suckable nipples.

 

[biomech]

Can I enter? :shy:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Stop besmirching me!!!!

This is a legit OCSM contest! I will not tolerate these insults and petty posts of jealousy!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

So now that the funnies have taken over every forum, where do we go?

 

[roronoa3000]

...And yes ladies, whismy is indeed a thug!

The white Pac.
I bet the pen ran out of ink:1orglaugh

 

[LukeEl]

I can't enter this contest I am allergic to all forms of seafood

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Hey, ~whimsy~, when did you change your avatar to Charlize Theron's character in "Monster?"

 

[BlueBalls]

Stop besmirching me!!!!

This is a legit OCSM contest! I will not tolerate these insults and petty posts of jealousy!

Awww darling, don't pout it's unattractive.


And sit up straight!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hey, ~whimsy~, when did you change your avatar to Charlize Theron's character in "Monster?"

Ouch. Don't mess with my Kimmy!! Thems fighting words!!!!

Awww darling, don't pout it's unattractive.


And sit up straight!

I am! And I am not pouting!


:crying:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

When I see your handle highlighted in pink I will be a believer.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

When I see your handle highlighted in pink I will be a believer.

I'm afraid, at this moment, I do not know what this handle is you speak of...