::cue Sarah Silverman walking in with a guitar, sitting down and starts strumming::
Ya know Jimmy.. I have something to say to you..
::Matt Damon walks in and sits next to Sarah::
Hey Jimmy, I'm Matt Damon.
::she starts strumming faster:: I'm fucking Matt..
::Obama walks in and knocks tha FUCK out of Matt Damon, he falls off the couch::
She's fucking Barack Obama. And I approve this message.