Nothing but chicken
- Thread starter lurkingdirk
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ahhhhhh! what is it? :eek:
This is just wrong.
hahaha yeah i think so!
Mmm, sharting after you've been sharked. Now that's spicy .... and I like it!
Dirk...
Don't start with me, you fucking bastard. I know you. I'll totally shart on your fucking head. A beer shart, no less. And you won't like it. I'm going to shower first. You're getting a clean head shart. And again...no scrotum punches tonight. Get it together, man.
That's it, you fucking bitch. No more bukkake on the carpet for you. I just don't care how much you "love my scent" when I'm not there. No more fingers in your ass on the subway. You're just cut off.
And I'm simply not changing your diaper anymore. Period.
I try and try. Honestly, what do you want from me? I don't think you're being reasonable. In fact, I'm plotting ways to kill you. I have more than one plan that involves a chainsaw and your ass. Please, expect to be damaged sometime soon.
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
I wish I could unsee that.
I'm moved. Beyond words.
Come on the subway with me. I've got many fingers. You can choose.
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