Norovirus

GabberMan

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Nope, not a computer virus.

This is the gastrointestinal bug... and I think I've had it - just getting over the apex, hopefully.

Symptoms in a round about way respectively:

1. Indigestion
2. Fatigue and aching bones (very painful).
3. Violent and uncontrolled ******** lasting for about 12 hours.
4. Diarrhoea (or however you spell it where you are).
5. Runny nose and sore throat.

(I've also had smelly breath and rather unfamiliar body odour, despite upping my personal hygiene levels).

Spreads like wildfire through homes, schools, buses, pubs, clubs, planes, trains, restaurants.

The gross bit (if the above isn't enough) is that it seems to be spread through faecal contact with food:

I went to a restaurant with some friends the other day... I was the only one to have used the toilet. They are all fine and I'm the ill one. Even my wife hasn't got it.

Anyone else had this?
 

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