two words: Denise Austin!
Non Porn stuff you used to jerk off to
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StanScratch
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Revenge of the Nerds. The "hair pie" scene. That is the one which pushed me, big time. Family found me the next day in a daze sitting in the living room, pants around my ankles, a big stain on the ceiling and that scene frozen on the screen. Good times. Good times.
National Geographic.
I still have a thing for saggy tits.
I still have a thing for saggy tits.
CherylFan
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Any music video of Belinda Carlisle (in the yearas before she did her Playboy shoot).
Scully in the X Files.
Scully in the X Files.
thexflash
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Yasmine Bleeth and Pamela Anderson thanks to Baywatch. And all the Spice Girls, hehe!
thexflash
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And I forgot: Sandra Bullock!
1. Fitness shows on ESPN. Denise Austin was always right in between somewhat hot and somewhat awkward. I also liked the hot leotards that Gilad's backup girls wore. "Bodies in Motion," indeed.
2. Videos on MTV, like a few Madonna videos, but also "Cradle of Love" by Billy Idol. That girl was amazing. I had to make sure to finish before the video ended to keep from jerking it to "Fight the Power" or something like that.
3. Yes, department store lingerie ads. Not the ones that advertised the whole store, just the lingerie. They also never got delivered to our house, but my folks had a rental property with tenants that turned over and every so often we'd go to clean up. There would always be a Foley's lingerie ad, which I'd swipe. It was actually racier than current Victoria's Secret ads, and it's the first place I got to study women in thongs.
4. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues of the late '80s and early '90s. High cut legs on one piece suits drove me nuts, and who could ever forget Stephanie Seymour in the see-through lace suit from the 25th Anniversary issue?:
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/stephanieseymour/stephanie_seymour_5.jpg
5. Thundercats. Cheetara. Enough said.
2. Videos on MTV, like a few Madonna videos, but also "Cradle of Love" by Billy Idol. That girl was amazing. I had to make sure to finish before the video ended to keep from jerking it to "Fight the Power" or something like that.
3. Yes, department store lingerie ads. Not the ones that advertised the whole store, just the lingerie. They also never got delivered to our house, but my folks had a rental property with tenants that turned over and every so often we'd go to clean up. There would always be a Foley's lingerie ad, which I'd swipe. It was actually racier than current Victoria's Secret ads, and it's the first place I got to study women in thongs.
4. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues of the late '80s and early '90s. High cut legs on one piece suits drove me nuts, and who could ever forget Stephanie Seymour in the see-through lace suit from the 25th Anniversary issue?:
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/stephanieseymour/stephanie_seymour_5.jpg
5. Thundercats. Cheetara. Enough said.
Princess Di pictures, fashion magazines, lingerie ads, i was a big fan of legs then, a big fan of legs now.
thexflash
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And now I remembered - Geri Halliwell! I had a pic where she lifted her shirt and showed her boobs and smiled. I can't find that particular pic on the internet anywhere to show though, but there are a few other topless posing pics with her.
Ah, the good ol days before internet access.
Ronda Shear from "USA Up All Night"
Any talk show where an attractive woman wore a skirt with legs crossed(I've always been a legs man)
Saved by the Bell girls
Baywatch
Topanga from "Boy Meets World"
The hot chick from "Hangin with Mr. Cooper"
Rosie Perez in "White men can't jump"
A movie called "Fiona"
Rap video girls
Weird Science
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Ronda Shear from "USA Up All Night"
Any talk show where an attractive woman wore a skirt with legs crossed(I've always been a legs man)
Saved by the Bell girls
Baywatch
Topanga from "Boy Meets World"
The hot chick from "Hangin with Mr. Cooper"
Rosie Perez in "White men can't jump"
A movie called "Fiona"
Rap video girls
Weird Science
Elvira
1. Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. Those bouncing boobs, deep cleavage and her perfect tan just got be erupted like an icelandic volcano.
2. Charlies Angels. Almost all the scenes where the Angels in bikinis and sexy clothing with cleavage and belly exposed. Jacklyn Smith was my favorite.
3. "Dungeons & Dragons" type of movies with female Amazons warriors with armor..breastplates, chain mail bikinis etc..
4. MTVs with female singers showing lots of skin..cleavage, belly..
5. Comic book babes. Never under-estimate the orgasm delivered by comic book babes especially those with costumes revealing LOTS of skin. Wonder Woman my favorite.
2. Charlies Angels. Almost all the scenes where the Angels in bikinis and sexy clothing with cleavage and belly exposed. Jacklyn Smith was my favorite.
3. "Dungeons & Dragons" type of movies with female Amazons warriors with armor..breastplates, chain mail bikinis etc..
4. MTVs with female singers showing lots of skin..cleavage, belly..
5. Comic book babes. Never under-estimate the orgasm delivered by comic book babes especially those with costumes revealing LOTS of skin. Wonder Woman my favorite.
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