No Matter How Cool You Try To Make It, It's Still A Minivan, M'kay?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You can now crank up The Priest while on the way to pick up your kids from Little League practice.

 

[PirateKing]

Hell bent for leather....seats.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

but...it's a minivan!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Still, I have to admit, it'd be pretty cool to see a mom cranking that out while picking her kids up.

Well, maybe "cool" isn't the right word. "Interesting", maybe.

 

[jlm555]

when this vans a rockin don't come a knockin!

 

[D-rock]

Out of all the vehicles on the road the type I hate getting behind the most are minivans. They are slow, ponderous, are usually driven by people that suck at driving, and it's hard to see around them to know what's ahead of them.

 

[jibbijib]

Out of all the vehicles on the road the type I hate getting behind the most are minivans. They are slow, ponderous, are usually driven by people that suck at driving, and it's hard to see around them to know what's ahead of them.

I had missiles installed in my bumper because of this.

 

[bustybbwlover]

I had missiles installed in my bumper because of this.

did you get the flamethrower and armor upgrades too?

 

[Rey C.]

I finally saw the commercial on TV a few minutes ago. No matter what you do to that thing... paint flames on it, install lightweight aluminum wheels, slap a nitrous kit onto its wheezer of an engine, order it with leather seats; it's still a Honda and it's still a minivan (OK, now all the Honda and the minivan owners can hate me too).

If (or more likely WHEN) I go to Hell, that's how I'll spend eternity: being forced to drive a Honda minivan through suburbs filled with cloned McMansions and 40-something women who have had three facelifts too many. I can't wait.

 

[Neutron66]

Judas Priest's music is now being used in commercials.

I'm not sure if that's awesome...or sad.

 

[xfire]

Those Toyota Highlander commercials with the blond mop-headed kid are way more pathetic. That kid needs a good beating.