If the bunch of pirates suddenly stops brawling and swearing and all the 'Arrrrr' dies away as they lie in a puddle of blood, trying to keep hold of their own bowels...
... but nobody saw anyone, as Ninjas do their job...
Who coult testify they are the winners?
Would probably be blamed on spontaneous combustion :1orglaugh
It really depends on the situation. Will it be dark? Will there be plenty of places in which to hide and sneak up behind someone? Or will it be out in the open where the Pirate can draw his gun and blast the Ninja while he's running away?
Drunks.
Pirates and ninjas will go to war and while their gone some drunk guy will knock up their wives. Enjoy your day at work today fellas, btw :hatsoff:
Do you see a Ninja King on this forum? Do you?! No. Regardless of whether or not there's one that's lurking the threads all ninja-like, pirates are the life of the party and ultimately win out over those pathetic little ninjas. Let's be real here: who would you rather drink with?