Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
This is like slapping God in the face. Like getting smaller tits would help anyone, especially the 317th world ranked tennis player. I don't get outraged often, but this is tantamount to blasphemy.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2452761/New-boobs-please.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2452761/New-boobs-please.html