Never Meet Your Heroes Or Any Lady That You’ve Been Jacking Off To Your Entire Life

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
You ever go meet a gal you’ve masturbated so much to you’ve rubbed yourself down to the last layer of skin on your wiener and when you finally see her she’s completely rude and a total disappointment and you find yourself unable to pleasure yourself to her ever again?
 
"Something along those lines:" JR Carrington became unrecognizable:

young

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now

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Finally got to meet Priya Rai January of this year.. I had a pretty down to Earth conversation with her, almost as if we just vibed or were friends! I definitely had to let her know those teenage years in the late 2000s were devoted to her to get me through in my room hhah
 
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