Myths of porn

[DarkDeer]

I start:
All girls are bi. No exceptions.
All girls do anal.
All girls love cock and can't live without it!
Girls don't mind if you cum on their face, they love it!
Your sister's friends are always hot.
Your friends' mums are always hot.
Average penis size is 7 inch and half.
Ugly teens don't exist.
Teens love to be throat fucked and spitted on.
If you ask a 18 years old her age, he will smile and say in a dumb way "eighteeeeeen".
You can't bang your wife. But other guys can. You can always take a set and watch.
Asian men don't exist.
Every girl has a dildo.
Post yours :rofl:

 

[boobidy mcb00bs]

huh? these are myths?

 

[Becks...poamr]

Girls love nothing better than to go down on a guy who's just there to scare the rats out of the garbage.

Girls can have instant orgasms the first second of penetration.

 

[elcu]

People don't sweat

 

[hammerer]

Women will shove anything up their snatches.

 

[nastyfalcon]

Msatrubation causes blindness

 

[senob44]

Guys never have erectile dysfunction.
All female teachers are hot and sex-starved.
Girls will go for ANY man provided he has a cock.
Girls will not only enjoy ANY position, but will quickly and properly get into said position with no break in the action.
People never have sex with the lights off.

 

[sterobbo01]

Often stated by porn stars, "I save anal for my boyfriend".
Is this a way of admitting they don't like doing it?

 

[hedonis]

Asian men don't exist.

 

[sterobbo01]

Squirting is fake.

 

[free4440273]

Asian men don't exist.

Asian men are hairy - what, all of them??:1orglaugh

 

[boombingbang]

- Seventies porno chicks only protest to force in the first 10 seconds then it's just another lay (see anything by Jessie St. James, Kay Parker, et al)

 

[anomaly]

I start:
All girls are bi. No exceptions.
All girls do anal.
All girls love cock and can't live without it!
Girls don't mind if you cum on their face, they love it!
Your sister's friends are always hot.
Your friends' mums are always hot.
Average penis size is 7 inch and half.
Ugly teens don't exist.
Teens love to be throat fucked and spitted on.
If you ask a 18 years old her age, he will smile and say in a dumb way "eighteeeeeen".
You can't bang your wife. But other guys can. You can always take a set and watch.
Asian men don't exist.
Every girl has a dildo.
Post yours :rofl:

I think you should call this post myths of porn that a lot of people think transfer to real life. We must remember porn is a fantasy. If we try to model our lives after this we will be disappointed. I'm sure there are some rare occurrences when these things are true but they usually aren't. :2 cents:

 

[hedonis]

There used to be an email/joke floating around that was "Things I wouldn't know if it weren't for porn"-- it was pretty funny and some of these things were on there.

H

 

[O85]

People don't sweat

Peter North sweats like a melting ice lolly :1orglaugh

 

[Becks...poamr]

There's always a camera crew on call, just in case.

:lame: Sorry.

 

[belfastsixpack]

If the boyfriend of the girl you are banging walks in on the act, do not fear! he will only want to assist you in double-teaming her.

oh yeah, and body hair doesn't exist

 

[hedonis]

Women constantly need reminded by the guy, while giving head, to "Suck it"

H

 

[belfastsixpack]

Anything can go into a pussy if you try hard enough!

 

[mongo18]

If a woman is crying, it means she wants sex.