my **** went out green (and it's usually brown), ¿WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

[GodsEmbryo]

It means it's not done yet.
Put it back in and let it stew for a few more minutes untill brown.
Et voila!
Bon appetit!

 

[LukeEl]

Your still breast feeding that could be the reason.

 

[Jagger69]

Be glad that it "went out" rather than "back in".

 

[StanScratch]

Once, after sucking off Barney the dinosaur, mine came out purple.

 

[DOA82]

Two things to take away from this thread -

1. We are not medical professionals, so stop asking for medical opinions.

2. You think we care about your bowel movements?

Oh and maybe Ill add a third just for good measure. Grow the fuck up.

 

[Shifty]

Two things to take away from this thread -

1. We are not medical professionals, so stop asking for medical opinions.

2. You think we care about your bowel movements?

Oh and maybe Ill add a third just for good measure. Grow the fuck up.

And brush every day! :yesyes:

 

[Mr. Daystar]

It could mean you're system secreting more bile then usual. You should freak out, when it's black, and tarry...that means blod.

 

[Shifty]

It could mean you're system secreting more bile then usual. You should freak out, when it's black, and tarry...that means blod.

... and green means penis.

 

[Hot Mega]

It's only going to get worse...Stage II is lavender. Find the tallest building you can (at least 15 stories) and jump.

 

[lechepicha]

Two things to take away from this thread -

1. We are not medical professionals, so stop asking for medical opinions.

2. You think we care about your bowel movements?

Oh and maybe Ill add a third just for good measure. Grow the fuck up.

:lame:

i was reading the answers, laughing my ass off, givin' rep to everyone, and then THIS ???

geeeeeez, i hope you're kidding. Seriously.

1. We KNOW we're no medical professionals, so stop thinking otherwise.

2. You think we care about your not-caring about bowel movements?

Oh, and maybe I'll add a third just for good measure. Shut the fuck up and let us having a laugh

Jesus...

 

[METAL HEAD]

:eeew::ban::nono:

 

[Red Spyder]

It came out green and not brown! WHAT DOES IT MEAN? It means it's a double rainbow!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

 

[Ziggous]

lay off the leprechauns

 

[feller469]

did you still have your 3-D glasses on? I did that once. After "watching" FreeOnes new 3-D feed, I took a dump and it looked all funny. Not funny "ha ha" but funny "oh ****, am I gonna die". No pun intended but I did recognize it and decided not to delete it. But yeah, I think you are gonna die some day. maybe by getting hit by a car while you walk across the street talking on your cell phone with your doctor about your green ****.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

who is this Dino who dare to be somehow like me ? :ak47:

Unless you start shittin' out *****, I wouldn't worry too much. :hatsoff:

 

[lechepicha]

you are gonna die some day. maybe by getting hit by a car while you walk across the street talking on your cell phone with your doctor about your green ****.

or maybe step into my own green ****, and slip myself into the street, and then, getting hit by a car.
:yinyang:

 

[John_8581]

Secreting bile? - that's yellow. (For all you alcoholics out there)... Hehe.

Thanks for the laughs guys... ... Crazy stuff.

Seriously, and speaking of which ... have you been eating snow? ...

There are clues. Hidden deep messages within Frank Zappa's music ...

 

[Jane Burgess]

You either ate a lot of green veggies or you are getting over being sick.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Two things to take away from this thread -

1. We are not medical professionals, so stop asking for medical opinions.

2. You think we care about your bowel movements?

Oh and maybe Ill add a third just for good measure. Grow the fuck up.

Actually I am licensed to partake in this discussion. :hatsoff:

It's nothing out of the ordinary as you most likely ate something with greens or food coloring; even high amounts of iron I have heard with some. If you have not eaten any of these, or feel paranoid enough, consult a doctor. What you need to look out for is if it might be dark or tar like, that could be internal ********. If the stool is hard it is simple constipation. If loose it is diarrhea.

If you normally have light brown stool around those shades you are good to go. Stool can tell the health by color, odor, and whether it is small or large, loose, or very little when expelled from the body.

Want to fix it is by adjusting diet, ******** fluids mainly water along with juices, and physical activity. If nothing changes consult a doctor.

That is all I will partake in now. You be your own judge.

 

[Hot Mega]

PS. Cut down on the Martians in your diet.