My lesbian friend told me she'd totally bang me... IF I WAS GAY?!?!?!

[Icewater Jones]

...And I've never been more confused.

She says the reason is that she loves women, but could have a relationship with a man who embodied all the attributes of a woman emotionally. She feels gay men provide this even more than most women she has dated. I'm being told that the reason we could never be together on that level is that I'm simply TOO STRAIGHT!!!

I've known her for years, and she has never even mentioned men sexually. She also (just today) expressed a desire to have a child... NATURALLY!!! She wants one sexual experience with a man that she truly thinks highly of, resulting in pregnancy. She explained that she thought of me for all of this, but I'm not a woman and not gay, so she can't bring herself to me. We are otherwise EXTREMELY compatible, and I have gotten very use to the fact she likes women.

I don't really know where to go on this... and would love some help. I would love to know what any gay member of this board thinks as well.

 

[grower_boy]

I honestly feel for you, man. One question though, if she DID request you impregnate her, would you go along with it? That is the one part that confused me.

 

[Boothbabe]

Being a lesbian as well I can say what she told you makes no sense. Maybe she has only dated dykes :dunno: I mean, there's a difference between a lesbian and a dyke.

 

[pete rose]

everyone's a little gay according to liam neeson

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Dude. rent a copy of The Birdcage, rip In & Out off isohunt, learn some Kylie and George Michael off by heart, learn the correct face cleansing regime (cleanse, tone, moisterise), buy too much ultra hip furniture, adopt a Chinese kid with your closest man friend ...

THEN

Surprise. I'm gay!

Then you fuck the shit out of her dyke ass.

Trust me. This is guaranteed to work.

 

[mrtrebus]

She is talking in riddles. Best just to ignore her, or ask her why she made such a ludicrous comment. If it's something that will never happen what on earth was the point of her telling you? Other than to just mess with your mind.

 

[Hot Mega]

Being a lesbian as well I can say what she told you makes no sense. Maybe she has only dated dykes :dunno: I mean, there's a difference between a lesbian and a dyke.

It makes sense...she's a dominant bi chick who apparently just doesn't know it yet. Sort of like the 'straight' guys who claims to only fuck other guys for pay but just doesn't know that makes him bi (at least) not 'straight'.:1orglaugh

 

[Icewater Jones]

I honestly feel for you, man. One question though, if she DID request you impregnate her, would you go along with it? That is the one part that confused me.

No, not at all. I don't want children at this time, and she knows it.

Being a lesbian as well I can say what she told you makes no sense. Maybe she has only dated dykes :dunno: I mean, there's a difference between a lesbian and a dyke.

Yes, everybody that I've seen her date have been dykes. Some more butch than others, but none that were just all out roughhouse looking. Could that have something to do with this? Does it make her less gay, or...

She is talking in riddles. Best just to ignore her, or ask her why she made such a ludicrous comment. If it's something that will never happen what on earth was the point of her telling you? Other than to just mess with your mind.

Oddly enough, she has an on/off GF. We kinda tell each other everything, and she talked about getting more serious with her, but they argued. She told me that she doesn't think she could find someone that is as compatible as we are... then she went in to the rest of it.

 

[Hot Mega]

Seriously IWJ... what she said doesn't really make allot of sense. IMO either she'd fuck you or not.:dunno: Irrespective of what she says, what on earth would you being gay have to do with it?? That won't change the fact that you will look the same and have a dong. Just fucking someone and being with them emotionally and in a relationship are two, different things.

Ask yourself, how much sense would it make for you to said that you would bang a chick if she was lesbo??

 

[TheOrangeCat]

None of this makes sense. She's fucked. I mean, srsly .. WTF with a statement like that?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Meh, I'd bang you if you were gay too. Does that help?

Honestly, it sounds to me like she's dabbling in different modes of sexuality. Let her bang you, don't let her bang you. How hard you pursue this depends really on how long you want to be friends with her.

 

[Ace Bandage]

You should watch Mulholland Dr. It has no bearing on your situation but Naomi Watts gets topless and has a couple of hot lesbian scenes.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You should watch Mulholland Dr. It has no bearing on your situation but Naomi Watts gets topless and has a couple of hot lesbian scenes.

And an odd masturbation scene with a lot of unexplained slapping...

 

[Shifty]

Dirk,

If you had to describe yourself fully and accurately using just one word, what would that word be?

Kindly post your response immediately following this one.

Thank you! :hatsoff:

 

[lurkingdirk]

But ... there are no gay members on this board ...

:o

Fag.

 

[winterwarz]

Maybe she's just straight curious.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

NEVER forget.

Bitches Be Crazy ....

 

[Johan]

she loves women, but could have a relationship with a man who embodied all the attributes of a woman emotionally. She feels gay men provide this even more than most women she has dated.

IMHO, she's not really lesbian. Maybe she thinks she is but even if she does, I think she's wrong...

 

[Icewater Jones]

Seriously IWJ... what she said doesn't really make allot of sense. IMO either she'd fuck you or not.:dunno: Irrespective of what she says, what on earth would you being gay have to do with it?? That won't change the fact that you will look the same and have a dong. Just fucking someone and being with them emotionally and in a relationship are two, different things.

Ask yourself, how much sense would it make for you to said that you would bang a chick if she was lesbo??

None of this makes sense. She's fucked. I mean, srsly .. WTF with a statement like that?

Meh, I'd bang you if you were gay too. Does that help?

Honestly, it sounds to me like she's dabbling in different modes of sexuality. Let her bang you, don't let her bang you. How hard you pursue this depends really on how long you want to be friends with her.

I have considered all of these things. This is one things where somebody tells you somebody you have known since high school is so emotionally confused, her confusion confuses you. Her statement was so multi-dimentionally strange, its hard to get a grasp on. I dunno... she has NEVER said anything even closely resembling this before. We've gone through a lot together, and I think she's just overwhelmed by the totality of her failed relationships. She's right, none of her loves even came close to the bond we have, but it doesn't mean what she thinks it does.

 

[Shifty]

:dunno: