Little Red Wagon Repairman
Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
Last month he was grinning so proud of himself that he memorized the day's liberal talking points. I go there yesterday and he's foaming at the mouth about a few occasions homeless people on the property catching him by surprise. I try to calm him down but he's like, "Fuck them!" I started laughing as I've never seen this side out of him. He's never been in a fight in his life and now he thinks he's Buford Pusser wielding a piece of lumber. I tried to advise him about dealing with crazy people but I don't think he paid much attention.
He's typical of the types out here who wring their hands virtue signaling all day long but if one of their little darlings comes within 20 miles of their frightened asshole they want to reanimate Daryl Gates.
He's typical of the types out here who wring their hands virtue signaling all day long but if one of their little darlings comes within 20 miles of their frightened asshole they want to reanimate Daryl Gates.