MS 13 member dies after trying to gold plate his nuts.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://now88news.com/2016/03/30/ms-13-gang-member-died-trying-gold-plate-genitals/

I, for one, think this kind of behavior should be encouraged. And apparently it's not an isolated incident.

 

[zipper_666]

WTF?

Count me out for this one. I like my balls just the way they are.

 

[Elwood70]

Wasn't lies....just..bullshit.

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[tunsty]

So, their 'tunsty is world's best lover' headline, might not be true?? :bawling:
:notfair:

 

[LeyaFalcon]

I don't know what is dumber, if someone actually tried to do this or the people that actually believe someone did this when they did not read it from a credible news source

 

[passenger57]

Ohhhh, a nutcracker.

 

[Elwood70]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LeyaFalcon again.

Props for paying attention.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

For most gang members it wouldn't take much gold to plate their balls.

 

[Anonyne#017]

For most gang members it wouldn't take much gold to plate their balls.

Are you trying to say that their nut sacks are always empty from the amount of pussy they get with the bad guy style?

 

[CrimsonBolt]