Mother's online breast milk service 'popular with men'

I'm sure the men are really buying it for some sort of fetish rather than any 'healing' properties, she probably knows that as well

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/830232-mothers-online-breast-milk-service-popular-with-men

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I've been able to lactate for years. BlueBalls keeps the mammaries open for me. It has actually been quite a lucrative side business.
 

Shifty

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I've been able to lactate for years. BlueBalls keeps the mammaries open for me. It has actually been quite a lucrative side business.

Dirk, how many times have I told you?

It is white, tasty and it squirts into your mouth but it is NOT breast milk. :nono:
 
Dirk, how many times have I told you?

It is white, tasty and it squirts into your mouth but it is NOT breast milk. :nono:

Sorry Shifty, but have you had the dirk teat? I'm not talking about BlueBalls' delicious and nutritious protein discharges. I've got the real deal, baby.

Didn't the coffee with "cream" I served you taste delicious?
 
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