Most perverted/kinky thing you've done with your wife or gf

[wideswing]

What is the most perverted or kinky thing you've done with your wife or gf? For any women responding, how about with your hubby or bf?

For me, I like it when my wife tastes her own pussy. I've tried getting her to suck my cock after we been fucking, but she won't do it because it has been in her pussy.

So, what I like to do is eat her pussy, and then get her to kiss me. I also sometimes finger her pussy, and then get her to suck on my finger while we are fucking. I don't think she realizes why I am doing this, but I find this incredibly hot. And when I'm turned on, she benefits from this because then I fuck her really hard...which she likes.

Anyone else have stories about perverted things they've done?

 

[vodkazvictim]

What is the most perverted or kinky thing you've done with your wife or gf? For any women responding, how about with your hubby or bf?

For me, I like it when my wife tastes her own pussy. I've tried getting her to suck my cock after we been fucking, but she won't do it because it has been in her pussy.

So, what I like to do is eat her pussy, and then get her to kiss me. I also sometimes finger her pussy, and then get her to suck on my finger while we are fucking. I don't think she realizes why I am doing this, but I find this incredibly hot. And when I'm turned on, she benefits from this because then I fuck her really hard...which she likes.

Anyone else have stories about perverted things they've done?

She realises. No for a woman is context sensitive. Get them horny enough and anything goes.

Dirtiest thing I've done with my wife is get her to suck me clean after sex (yeah I'm lucky).

I've done arse to mouth with a different girl.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Voltaire's angry glove.

 

[wideswing]

Voltaire's angry glove.

What is that?

 

[PlumpRump]

What is that?

Voltaire's Angry Glove. Seems reasonably kinky.

 

[BCT]

A Portugese Breakfast

 

[Jack Davenport]

A girl stole a Rolex Submariner from me and pawned it in another city. I was notified by the sheriff's department and decided to ask her out to a restaurant. I took her home and fucked the shit out of her and then the next day I had her arrested.

 

[busaguy79]

Let her stick her finger up my butt.....

 

[BCT]

Let her stick her finger up my butt.....

Lubed or dry dogged?

 

[busaguy79]

Lubed or dry dogged?

oh its always best dry, use your asses natural lube!

 

[lurkingdirk]

oh its always best dry, use your asses natural lube!

Blood is the best lube.

:2 cents:

 

[busaguy79]

Blood is the best lube.

:2 cents:

Thats when I let her use the broken mop handle!

 

[BCT]

Blood is the best lube.

:2 cents:

What are you using a cheese grater?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Thats when I let her use the broken mop handle!

What are you using a cheese grater?

Yes.

 

[busaguy79]

Yes.

but its gotta be the splintered end first!

 

[CherylFan]

Do you mean in reality or in our imagination?

 

[GodsEmbryo]

A game of scrabble. Once. We were really drunk that night.

 

[BCT]

I've only been in about 4 serious relationships, but the kinkiest thing that I have done with my gf/fuck buddies is eat their ass. It takes a special girl for me to do that, but if its clean enough, if its pretty enough, and she's hot enough, I'll tongue that baby like pussay

 

[Chriskk]

I had my wife do A2M long time ago. I haven't done so since then and am not into it.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Well...at least the first post was serious! :1orglaugh