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Most interesting places/things you have cummed in/on?
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The mixing vat with clam chowder at the Progresso factory. 
Don't feel bad. I had an Aeris (Final Fantasy VII) figurine that got similar treatment a time or two. :1orglaugh :oI used to collect anime figurines... went through a phase of chucking it all over those... they were torrid times
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Most interesting place/moment for me was a time when I went to Mauritius (east Africa) with a GF. I chartered a boat tour but we were the only ones there so we told the captain to drop us off on an deserted island and come back to get us in a few hours.
We explored the island and had a few drinks (captain left us a cooler)...we got in the water to explore and eventually started getting hot and heavy in the shallow end. We started fucking right there in the water (my bathing suit partly undone, her bikini bottom pushed to the side) still wearing snorkeling gear and off in the distance we see the boat coming back for us. I warn her and she decides she wants to finish me instead of stopping.
She starts going fast and furious and I tell her i'm about to blow so she puts her mask on and dives down and starts jacking me off and I blow my load....the jet of semen all stayed together and started to twirl and expand. Psychedelic fractal is the only way I could describe it. It was way over a foot at its longest. I could see her eyes because the water was clear and they had opened up in awe. I'll never forget that look. She came up expressing amazement saying that was the craziest way she had ever seen a man orgasm (and she was quite a whore so I guess her opinion really counts). She laughed, kissed me and did up my bathing suit with her face burried in my neck.
At this point the boat was so close to us that it's highly probably the captain saw us. At that point I was drunk and had taken too much sun so I didn't really care. Besides he was a cool guy. He actually took us back to his house after the trip and we had a nice supper with his wife.
Definitely not the best orgasm I ever had but certainly the most memorable. I know this story smacks of some penthouse forum shit but it's all true, I assure you.
We explored the island and had a few drinks (captain left us a cooler)...we got in the water to explore and eventually started getting hot and heavy in the shallow end. We started fucking right there in the water (my bathing suit partly undone, her bikini bottom pushed to the side) still wearing snorkeling gear and off in the distance we see the boat coming back for us. I warn her and she decides she wants to finish me instead of stopping.
She starts going fast and furious and I tell her i'm about to blow so she puts her mask on and dives down and starts jacking me off and I blow my load....the jet of semen all stayed together and started to twirl and expand. Psychedelic fractal is the only way I could describe it. It was way over a foot at its longest. I could see her eyes because the water was clear and they had opened up in awe. I'll never forget that look. She came up expressing amazement saying that was the craziest way she had ever seen a man orgasm (and she was quite a whore so I guess her opinion really counts). She laughed, kissed me and did up my bathing suit with her face burried in my neck.
At this point the boat was so close to us that it's highly probably the captain saw us. At that point I was drunk and had taken too much sun so I didn't really care. Besides he was a cool guy. He actually took us back to his house after the trip and we had a nice supper with his wife.
Definitely not the best orgasm I ever had but certainly the most memorable. I know this story smacks of some penthouse forum shit but it's all true, I assure you.
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