Most Awkward Places You've Came(attempted to)??

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For me the MOST akward was in a changing room, i was in the dominican republic and the changing rooms are basically a curtain covering a small room. There was a hole at about the level of my penis and it looked directly into a womans changing room :D and i could see a beautiful woman trying on clothes and i immediately got a hard on. I decided to squeeze a quickie and watch this beautiful woman. I had to squat down to see the girl through the hole but it was a great sight her ass was within touching distance ! Of course, she turned around to grab some more clothing while completely naked and happened to see my eye in the hole. Unfortunately, it didnt end like a porno with her dragging me into her room for a nice fuck. She screamed, i high tailed out of there thankfully without forgetting anything and got into my rental car and drove away ! Last time i did something like that again !!For me i barely got going before she caught me but i finished up on a girl id meet later that night at a club with my bro.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Playground in a public park, a log cabin full of people, hotel room with other people, a theme park, my parents' bedroom, a Boeing 727...

Those were all sex. I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
 
I am also a member of the mile high club andonicus! But the question is... are you a member of the mile under club? Yes, I've been in a submarine, and yes, Ive had sex in one ! I took a submarine tour in maui once with a past girlfriend with a great pair of floatties on her chest... my next goal... to be in the 100 miles high club (fuck on the moon):D
 
Playground in a public park, a log cabin full of people, hotel room with other people, a theme park, my parents' bedroom, a Boeing 727...

Those were all sex. I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

You think that's good? I once had sex in a Chevette.

Top that, fucker.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
36,000 feet over the North Atlantic in the starboard can.
 
In her mouth :rubbel: Not a good idea if you plan to Kiss her in the future
 
had sex in the front row of a full movie theater (off to the side) and in my dorm room in college while talking to my roommate who was on his computer are probably the two most awkward places i've came as well as had sex
 

bahodeme

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Last car on the subway between stations. Had @6mins or about 15 people would have either call the cops or said what the hell orgy time. We finished as the train was pulling into the station so none was the wiser.
 
had sex in the front row of a full movie theater (off to the side) and in my dorm room in college while talking to my roommate who was on his computer are probably the two most awkward places i've came as well as had sex

ha me and my friends once tried to do one of the 69collegerules videos and submitted it but we never got a response. It showcased me fucking a rlly hot girl from my college in the middle of a circle of like 8 other horny guys/girls. Quite the experience !
 
ha me and my friends once tried to do one of the 69collegerules videos and submitted it but we never got a response. It showcased me fucking a rlly hot girl from my college in the middle of a circle of like 8 other horny guys/girls. Quite the experience !

definitely adds an extra thrill to it :D
 

RichardNailder

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Oh I have a few - can't decide which was most awkward though.

Getting a BJ from Gracelynn Moans as her mother played the piano for us in the next room. (really just around the corner)

Or maybe fucking my ex on the motorcycle while riding down Hwy 2 in North Dakota.

Or maybe fucking my ex's sister on a camping trip as my ex slept in the tent next to us.

Or possibly having my mom walk in on us just as my high school GF squirted all over the fucking bed.

Damn - I'll have to think about this one.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
dude. ive been there. my mom had a knack for walking in right when im getting there.

my girls mom did that a couple of times too. and her brother.
 
Include a story if u like.

For me the MOST akward was in a changing room, i was in the dominican republic and the changing rooms are basically a curtain covering a small room. There was a hole at about the level of my penis and it looked directly into a womans changing room :D and i could see a beautiful woman trying on clothes and i immediately got a hard on. I decided to squeeze a quickie and watch this beautiful woman. I had to squat down to see the girl through the hole but it was a great sight her ass was within touching distance ! Of course, she turned around to grab some more clothing while completely naked and happened to see my eye in the hole. Unfortunately, it didnt end like a porno with her dragging me into her room for a nice fuck. She screamed, i high tailed out of there thankfully without forgetting anything and got into my rental car and drove away ! Last time i did something like that again !!For me i barely got going before she caught me but i finished up on a girl id meet later that night at a club with my bro.
What a sordid individual you are. :pukey:
You should have been arrested. :nono:
 
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