Mmm mmm Good (joke)

jod0565

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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the ******** the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The ******** began to say. red...cherry yellow...lemon green...lime orange...orange Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes none of the ******** could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your ****** might call your ****** sometimes.

One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her candy and yelled, "Oh my God, they're assholes!"
 

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