Mitt Romney Wonders Why Ann Romney's Airplane Windows Don't Roll Down

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/mitt-romney-airplane-windows_n_1910930.html

Making post-fundraiser comments this weekend, presidential candidate Mitt Romney revealed a tenuous grip on the science of aviation, despite the fact that he and his wife, Ann, have been flying around the country this summer on the campaign trail.

After his wife's plane was ****** to make an emergency landing this weekend, Romney told the Los Angeles Times, he was worried for her safety. The candidate then continued on a bizarre tangent that showed just how little the Republican nominee understands about flight.

“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney told the paper. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly."

Romney said the biggest problem in a distressed aircraft is that "the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous."

The main reason airplane windows don't open is because there isn't enough oxygen at cruising altitude to keep passengers alive. (The fear of window or cabin failures, which would lead to potentially fatal hypoxia, is why many planes are equipped with emergency oxygen masks.)

"You can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open," Romney told the Times, suggesting that additional oxygen in the cabin during the electrical malfunction could've alleviated the problem. In fact, if there were an electrical fire on board, additional oxygen would have fed the flames.

Strangely, Romney seemed to acknowledge the importance of oxygen later in his comments. "Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver," he said.

Hypoxia aboard aircraft has led to many fatalities over the years, including the 1999 crash that ****ed golfer Payne Stewart. In 2005, Helios Airways Flight 522 crashed, ****ing all 121 aboard after the crew was *************.

Tell ya what Mitt, if you get elected we'll be more than happy to let you put roll down windows on Air ***** 1. And if anyone dares call it a "taxpayer funded luxury", I'll swing right back and call it a national security imperative.
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Can we also put this feature on Air ***** Two and MAKE SURE someone rolls down the fucking window for him?
 

Alyssa Rose

Official Checked Star Member
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/petra said:
Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7021458, member: 114093"]Can we also put this feature on Air ***** Two and MAKE SURE someone rolls down the fucking window for him?

This. Over and over this.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
People should also be able to open the emergency door and sit on the wing to take a smoke, too.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
They used to have roll-down windows in planes. But back in the 60's there was an "incident". So they took them out. Romney should remember seeing this on the news. Here's a clip.

 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Mitt Romney Was Joking About Airplane Windows

The Internet was tickled silly yesterday when it learned that Mitt Romney lacks an even basic understanding of the airplanes he has flown on probably thousands of times at this point in his 65-year life. It seemed almost unthinkable that a guy as obviously intelligent as Romney would fail to grasp that, because the cabin is pressurized, opening a window, as Patrick Smith of Ask a Pilot put it to the Atlantic's James Fallows, "would be somewhere between extremely inconvenient and catastrophically dangerous." And guess what: It's still unthinkable. Because Romney was joking.

The Los Angeles Times story that relayed Romney's airplane remark to the world was based off a pool report written by the New York Times's Ashley Parker. When we asked Parker this morning whether it seemed as if Romney made the mark in jest, she left no doubt. "Romney was joking," she e-mailed. Parker told us that while the pool report didn't explicitly indicate that Romney was joking, it was self-evident that he was. "The pool report provided the full transcript of his comments on Ann's plane scare," she said, "and it was clear from the context that he was not being serious."

The Blaze hears the same thing from William Everitt, who attended the Saturday night Beverly Hills fund-raiser where the remark happened:

"Basically he was retelling the story and when he said ‘I don’t know why they don’t have roll down windows on airplanes,’ he looked at the audience and everyone laughed,” Everitt told TheBlaze. “It was a clearly delivered joke … There were 1,000 people there that will tell you the same thing.”

So, let this be a lesson to us all: When a gaffe seems too good to be true, it probably is.

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Simple-minded liberals. :facepalm:
 

Mayhem

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That's the problem with Mitt Romney telling jokes. No one thinks they're funny, and he doesn't know he's joking.
 
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