Miss Hybrid - official thread

[Flyboy69]

Moist excellent FB

Do you like the extra hard nipples...It was very, very cold...

Ohhhh, you know I do !! It's always great to see your EXTRA HARD NIPPLES my dear !! :bowdown::boobies:
BTW, I like your new signature and I hope you don't mind me using it also ! GO TEAM TART !! :thumbsup:

 

[MissHybrid]

Ohhhh, you know I do !! It's always great to see your EXTRA HARD NIPPLES my dear !! :bowdown::boobies:
BTW, I like your new signature and I hope you don't mind me using it also ! GO TEAM TART !! :thumbsup:

Crikey, I could take someone's eye out..

Feel fre FB to use the siggy, there will be a selection added in the next day, both on here and on the forum...

 

[MissHybrid]

Miss, you know that I think the world of you but there has been something bothering me. It has to do with the leopard dress. Please hear me out.

Years back I worked in a department store and the store manager was this evil woman. Everything about her was hate. Lived to make people's lives miserable. We blame her for the death of an operations manager. He was the nicest guy. Mild mannered and very hard worker. She became his new boss and it was inventory time. Weeks of preparation and she was up his ass every waking moment. Following around the store belittling him in front of staff and customers. Calling him on the phone at night and on his days off. A few days before inventory day he collapsed dead at the dinner table in front of his wife. The manager had zero sorrow and obvious bitterness that she was left to meet the deadline.

I don't know what made this woman so bitter. It only took her 6 years to work from cashier to store manager. Top 5 in sales of 180 stores. Rumor was she sucked dicks along the way. I believe it since as her supervisors moved up so did she.

Anyway, she wore a leopard outfit that was as inappropriate to her job as it was to her body. A saggy potato sack with spots. Black waist belt with leather boots. That grizzly face on top didn't help matters either. It was so disturbing that leopard outfits continue to make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Now don't get mad, it's not you. In no way do you resemble this woman in any possible way. But that outfit brings me nightmares. Burn it and scatter the ashes.

Bob, I am saddened that you have developed a leopard allergy. I have a number of leopard outfits. I will send you a full leopard photo set, to see if I can help cure the problem.

Perhaps it will help, who knows.

I have also used my leopard outfits to great advantage...free holidays, drinks, taxi rides, meals, George Foreman Limited Edition Grill and cleaning tool, oven cleaner with marigolds, to name but a few.

 

[Kobra]

Bob, I am saddened that you have developed a leopard allergy. I have a number of leopard outfits. I will send you a full leopard photo set, to see if I can help cure the problem.

Perhaps it will help, who knows.

I have also used my leopard outfits to great advantage...free holidays, drinks, taxi rides, meals, George Foreman Limited Edition Grill and cleaning tool, oven cleaner with marigolds, to name but a few.

You have one for the beach too?

 

[PastyKing]

Calling Team Tart, calling Team Tart, I hope you are ready to stand up and be counted?

Miss Hybrid

Team Tart Commander

Up and ready Miss :yesyes:

 

[MissHybrid]

I have some new banners....Yey. Thank you Pasty And ChuckFaze















I would be delighted to see you sporting one...

 

[par]

I have some new banners....Yey. Thank you Pasty And ChuckFaze

I would be delighted to see you sporting one...

Nice job Pasty and ChuckFaze....

Used the one I liked most........ Miss in stockings!

 

[Ivor Littlun]

Well done guys, new siggy in place

 

[MissHybrid]

Well done guys, new siggy in place

Are you READY?

- - - Updated - - -

Nice job Pasty and ChuckFaze....

Used the one I liked most........ Miss in stockings!

Well done Mister Par...

 

[MissHybrid]

Don't forget to donate to my personal store...I have added some low cost photosets so that you can empty those dusty old credits out of your draw...

Have you seen this banner from Sabrina Deep ....?

I would not underrate her!

Phew, I think we could cause some havoc on a night out, or in!

 

[d_jologs]

Don't forget to donate to my personal store...I have added some low cost photosets so that you can empty those dusty old credits out of your draw...

Have you seen this banner from Sabrina Deep ....?

I would not underrate her!

Phew, I think we could cause some boners on a night out, or in!

awesome banner!

 

[MissHybrid]

awesome banner!

Nice edit...

 

[SabrinaDeep]

Oh so kind of you, Miss!
By the way, it doesn't snow over here in winter (in fact it's decently mild and overly dry for being winter), but there is plenty of beautiful snow and snow resorts, if you like it, one hour away from here in the Pyrenees. I hate snow, unless someone keeps me warm; but then so far it's reasonably easy to find someone willing to keep me warm, so i don't hate snow that muc. Does that make any sense?

 

[MissHybrid]

Oh so kind of you, Miss!
By the way, it doesn't snow over here in winter (in fact it's decently mild and overly dry for being winter), but there is plenty of beautiful snow and snow resorts, if you like it, one hour away from here in the Pyrenees. I hate snow, unless someone keeps me warm; but then so far it's reasonably easy to find someone willing to keep me warm, so i don't hate snow that muc. Does that make any sense?

Yes that makes sense!

I fancied doing a few of the cycle rides in the Pyrenees. I will get Felix to drive me to the summit and the pick me up at the bottom.

xxx

 

[larss]

Yes that makes sense!

I fancied doing a few of the cycle rides in the Pyrenees. I will get Felix to drive me to the summit and then prick me up the bottom.

xxx

Correction made.

 

[Shadowslayer77]

Ok I finally Have a banner in the siggy. Lets do this people.

 

[MissHybrid]

Correction made.

How did I leave that in there!

 

[MissHybrid]

Ok I finally Have a banner in the siggy. Lets do this people.

Well done!!!!

 

[Shadowslayer77]

Well done!!!!

I do my best. I however still have had no time to browse the archives to see if there is anything I want you to post. Although having a thought now.... :drool2:
Sorry I am back now. You have a message shortly.

 

[MissHybrid]

I do my best. I however still have had no time to browse the archives to see if there is anything I want you to post. Although having a thought now.... :drool2:
Sorry I am back now. You have a message shortly.

It's up now on the thread...