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Loosely based on the Quiz show ****** Fortunes Premium Link Upgrade .

I will pose ten questions, along similar lines to those on the program, BUT..the answers must be silly, ridiculous and funny like some of these.. Premium Link Upgrade


After a period of a few days (or maybe longer) I will choose someone's answers that I think are the silliest and that person can post ten questions themselves.


Here are the first ten questions (I've gone to the trouble of giving some answers myself..just so you can see how silly they need to be)

1- A habit people try to give up: Picking their nose and wiping it on their pants

2- Something that makes you scream: Seeing Ron Jeremy in the nude

3- Something people might be allergic to: Work

4- Something you keep in a garden shed: A hostage

5- Something with a hole in it: My shoe...and it's letting in water

6- Something that flies without an engine: A pig that has been shot out of a cannon

7- Something people take to the beach: *************

8- Something you associate with the sea: Drowning

9- An ****** used as a form of transport: The Dragon from Shrek

10- Something you do whilst sitting on the toilet: Make interesting noises with your bottom.

You get the general gist of what I'm after here...I used most of these questions from the link above, but you may use other questions, if you think of them and if you're chosen as the winner.

So, using the same ten questions, let's have your answers...AND MAKE THEM BLOODYWELL FUNNY!
 

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