Midlife crisis...
- Thread starter Ace Bandage
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A.R., you said you were taking that for personal viewing only...
***?
(((((((shudder))))))))
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Some Labour MP over indulging in tax payers money
well somebody's future political career is now down the tubes
classic -- lets just hope he doesnt go cruising in the Vette with that on haha
i always get some funny pics and articles on this site haha -- my buddy recently showed me a new blog that has a pretty funny theme, and good shots too
http://www.nudereviews.com/blog/
i always get some funny pics and articles on this site haha -- my buddy recently showed me a new blog that has a pretty funny theme, and good shots too
http://www.nudereviews.com/blog/
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Man, I really thought 30 Rock was going to turn Alec Baldwin's career around...
some things I was meant to never... ever .... see....
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Come on, guys, we've all been there at one time or another in our lives.
Maybe it's been a while since we've been out on a date. Hell, maybe a few months. We still have a few things laying around from our Ex's here and there - a brush, some spoons, a sock, lingerie, a half-used tube of that crappy toothpaste she seemed to really like, and some really shitty vanilla-tasting green tea that she said was the bees knees, but never drank a sip of.
We're cleaning out the closet or our drawers, when we happen upon The Box, the collection of her stuff that we kept for a while (Oh, look, a box DVD collection of movies directed by Forest Whitaker. Hey, look...Dido.) Then, we find the teddy. We sit down, crack one open, and start looking at it, reflect on our good times and our bad times. We think of the hot, hot sex, crack one open and think of the times you almost literally ripped that thing off her wanting body. Memories flood our minds, taking us back to better times, adn we crak one opeen.
We wish we could go back to those days, those happier days, those more care free days, so we crap one upon. Damn. Thiz bbeerz makin me dizzy. Fuck it. Fuck her. Bet I'd look better n that thing then she'd ever do!@ Yea! Thatz it! I'll dress yup and show her!
*click*
Yeaaaaz. Thatz hot! Bitch'll fucking blow up when she seez this. Yeah. Sooooo....
*Post it where she is sure to see it and ******** in the neighbor's dog house, lips wrapped around the dog's hind leg*
*The next morning*
Huh. I got 350 new messages on FaceBook...
Maybe it's been a while since we've been out on a date. Hell, maybe a few months. We still have a few things laying around from our Ex's here and there - a brush, some spoons, a sock, lingerie, a half-used tube of that crappy toothpaste she seemed to really like, and some really shitty vanilla-tasting green tea that she said was the bees knees, but never drank a sip of.
We're cleaning out the closet or our drawers, when we happen upon The Box, the collection of her stuff that we kept for a while (Oh, look, a box DVD collection of movies directed by Forest Whitaker. Hey, look...Dido.) Then, we find the teddy. We sit down, crack one open, and start looking at it, reflect on our good times and our bad times. We think of the hot, hot sex, crack one open and think of the times you almost literally ripped that thing off her wanting body. Memories flood our minds, taking us back to better times, adn we crak one opeen.
We wish we could go back to those days, those happier days, those more care free days, so we crap one upon. Damn. Thiz bbeerz makin me dizzy. Fuck it. Fuck her. Bet I'd look better n that thing then she'd ever do!@ Yea! Thatz it! I'll dress yup and show her!
*click*
Yeaaaaz. Thatz hot! Bitch'll fucking blow up when she seez this. Yeah. Sooooo....
*Post it where she is sure to see it and ******** in the neighbor's dog house, lips wrapped around the dog's hind leg*
*The next morning*
Huh. I got 350 new messages on FaceBook...
^^see, that's what i was thinking. if he's going to accessorize with a ****-bottle, he should go with a nice brown, or perhaps green.
Uncle Tom???
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