I know these can be considered sick but I personally found them funny. Some I've heard some I havn't but check them out.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for **** to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off.
Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the *** was at least 12 or 13 years old.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for **** to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off.
Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the *** was at least 12 or 13 years old.
